Career progress is a myth that might not exist at your workplace, and more! It must be hard for Elon Musk to make real friends. What's your $ per wing ratio? 10 wings for 2 dollars? That's not chicken, its just fried dog-barf. Shitty cars shouldn't cost money to fix! Recorded January 26, 2021.

John "Cold Hands" gets into choosing your own nickname. How about "Mario Mario"? We invent and patent the Stroker 3000 toothbrush. Recorded on January 19, 2021.

Its too soon for a shit and piss rebellion. Death stranding is a game about delivering human Christmas presents for Amazon. Sarah Silverman's Instagram post we talk about: https://www.instagram.com/p/CJkQdU_ABt8/?igshid=v00ngichgwye Obesity is the quiet pandemic but then we talk about food for the rest of the show Recorded January 12, 2021.

Quebec shutdown dramas, and conspiracies for who? After 8pm, the aliens drive downtown. Bloomberg wants my subscription, please sponsor us! Tell me you got shit on your hand, and I will remember your name! We are an Anchor-exclusive podcast. Recorded on Januray 7, 2021.

We're at 70% boner blood, get him an infusion, stat! John and Max discuss action movies, Yellow5 conspiracies and invent the strongest, hardest drink known to man: Purple Jacket. Recorded December 22, 2020.

Disclaimer: we are not pandemic specialists. This is a comedy podcast. Summary: We mostly talk about food this episode. Mario games are too hard! Calf implants teach us that body image is big business. Recorded December 9th, 2020.

Super Nintendo World, Max's women's gloves, and Super Mario has a penguin suit? Pokemon is just cock-fighting, and somehow there are actual cock-fighting videogames you can buy. Recorded on 12-1-2020.

Videogame spoilers, current events, volleyball and general silliness. Recorded November 24, 2020.

Fruits and veggies were organized wrong. Even though we don't know where they grow from. Link to John Rey's spoof song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEdSsPLWUwo Recorded on November 17, 2020.

Ring pop, stretch armstrong and a whole lot more. John and Max set minimum bounds for calling something "violence". Big phones versus computers. Recorded on November 10, 2020.