Welcome to the again-many-times-delayed Episode 16 of Repressed Humor Issues. In this episode, Dan and Ryan discuss how to get out of jury duty, how hurricanes are created, and conspiracy theories about New Coke, how we've all been dead since 2012 but haven't realized it, Kamala Harris breathing through her gills, and how Queen Elizabeth I was really a male.

Yes, we went there.

No, we're not sorry.