Has your ass ever run away from you? Do you teabag your toilet because of your lack of an attached ass? Well, this is the show for you..... For some stupid reason.Season 3 Episode 15 (75% of the way through this season!!!) is just a bunch of weirdness. From the new survey on the website that asks if we should replace Ryan to the dancing seabass with a donkey ear and disabled donkey AI text image, Dan and Ryan continue the trend of probably needing therapy.... Preferably of the electroshock format.Stay tuned to the end of the show for the results of Celebrity Cage Match: Enraged Employee Edition!And yes... That is He-Man in the Cover Art..... AI is weird.

The title says it all.... And probably too much... WAY too much. But this episode Ryan and Dan talk about the Diddy trial, Zebra Cakes, Dragon Porn, The Epstein Files, some stuff about Grimace, and the laziest possible thing anyone could ever do.The randomness continues on this episode of Repressed Humor Issues.

How do you make Puppet Penis Poetry worse? Let Ryan think about dinosaurs for 17 seconds. In Season 3 Episode 13, Ryan and Dan talk through all the intricacies of Severance and Spuid Games 3 without giving a single spoiler. We also discuss the Repressed Humor Issues website, not because we want you to go there, but because Dan put up a bunch of insulting stuff about Ryan on the site that he wanted Ryan to see. And then dinosaurs entered the conversation, and everything (as per usual) went downhill, sideways, and into a tailspin all at the same time.Welcome to the idiocy that is Repressed Humor Issues.

Ryan's back (damn) just in time to make another episode (damn). From inset broaches (damn) to squeaky tanks (damn), Season 3 Episode 12 of Repressed Humor Issues handles the topics of the day... Like what do dreams mean (damn) and why Ryan is against gay marriage (damn).Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition is taking submissions for your brackets. Go to https://repressedhumorissues.com/submit-your-bracket-for-celebrity-cage-match-season-3/ and submit your damn bracket today!

Today we announce the release of Repressed Humor Issues' Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition, (Unofficially) Sponsored by Ketahol. Ketahol... It tastes like shit! Just Shit Shit Shit!Get your brackets in at repressedhumorissues.com before June 24th, and listen after the 24th as AI says how the fight goes down and who wins! The person with the most interesting, most accurate, or just the first bracket we receive will get a special gift from us!From the Repressed Humor Issues Imaginary Legal Department:Repressed Humor Issues and its hosts in no way condone violence in any format, especially against or between employees of these fine establishments. Any likeness to real events or fight club results is purely coincidental.

Once you think you've heard Ryan say the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 - Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies is one of those episodes. The Kreuger-Looking Motherfucker made Dan come up with the phrase "Clit Silimies". That's right..... Clit.... Similies...I feel so dirty typing that.Oh, and Knee Wetting comes up again, AND we have a merch store at repressedhumorissues.com where you can get the cover art for every episode on a t-shirt or hoodie. Get Billy Corgan to wear a Caillou Crotch Candy t-shirt on stage while everyone chants "Clown College Boy" and you win our show*!*Not Really... But we'll make it worth your while.

As a pre-Memorial Day treat, here is Season 3 Episode 10 of Repressed Humor Issues. No Knee Wetting! Very Little Taint Talk! Ryan only sings a little bit! The perfect Friday treat before you go blow your hands off with firecrackers and hubris.In this episode we harken back to Season 1.... Remember Celebrity Cage Match? Well we found a way to make it worse! Ryan and Dan discuss which employees of major restaurants, department stores, and random other places would win in 1 on 1 combat. That's right... We just set up for Celebrity Cage Match 2 : Enraged Employee Edition!Ryan also makes us decide who would eat what chocolate bars. Dan sooooo wanted to cut that part, because it's like a punch in the dick by someone wearing a spiked glove with acid on it, but seeing as we don't edit this stupid show......... Dan is sorry.Just a little sorry though.Get ready for your weekend with your favorite pair of IQ-deficient idiots!

We have a new pope! Jesus is in the garbage! Dan broke more stuff! Ryan's AirBnB guests are psycho! So much to talk about so little time in season 3 episode 9 - Silverware Splooge Surprise.Yes I felt dirty typing that.... Really really dirty.

The word "Sorry" is tossed around these days.... You know, when you do something wrong and you feel bad about it and you want to apologize to the person you hurt.....We're Sorry everybody. This episode went off the rails.... Again.It starts with Ryan by himself for a bit while Dan sorts out his technical issues (I couldn't cut it... It was too perfect.), goes into Arm Wrestling deformities, more knee wetting jokes, taint trauma revisited, and the color of your turds. It finally ends with Ryan giving the most honest product review he's ever given. Pay attention.... It's after the first time we play the exit mustic.

We're already a third of the way through Season 3 of Repressed Humor Issues and the words "Taint Terror" haven't come up. Well, the wait is over! Welcome to Tantalizing Taint Terror!In this episode we discuss tumbleweeds, Ryan's mom's inability to shoot, and a whole bunch about how this country is just plain fucked. Like, a lot about it. We're so fucked.So go over to CNN/Fox/where ever you get your disinformation and prep yourself for a rousing discussion about the current chaos around the globe.Oh, and Dan hurt himself. I can't forget to add that in.Send us your thoughts at [email protected] once again, we're sorry.