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Hello and welcome back to another week of the news with the Released on Monday crew and Lorraine Cornillie your host along with Raven Powell. Many things are discussed in this episode such as babies, the red tide, my undisclosed location, and hostages.  Leave us your thoughts and stories (interesting ones only, please) on our voicemail line (413) 729-0441. You can also text this number and see how I'm doing because I could really use a friend right now.

Hello welcome back to another episode of Released on Monday. Thank you for everyone who stuck with us during our brief hiatus while I prepared for my wedding. This episode has a bit of news that is very relevant although not much happened this past week. Raven joins us and contributes opinions.  If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please send a text or leave a voicemail (413) 729-0441 and we will address them live on the show. You can also congratulate me on my marriage. 

Hello Everyone welcome back to another episode. We have some hard hitting news in store for all of you including plastic bags and my new job at the Cometarian Adult Bookstore. Lots to talk about here. For the first time ever we have some fan voicemail which has been so great thank you to our fans. If you'd like to leave a voicemail please contact... wait hold on I need to find the number... (413) 729-0441. Thanks as always to Laughs n Baths Comedy Warehouse and Buffet.

Welcome back to another Monday with an episode of Released on Monday released today on Monday. We have some hard hitting news this week including Snapchat dysmorphia, tourism, K-POP, and special guest kyle Sullivan from Funky Fun Fun's Comedy Laugh Stop out of Hobe Sound, Florida. Raven has some issue but whatever I have too much on my plate right now, besides food I don't have much money for that right now.  Thank you Laughs n' Baths Comedy Warehouse and Buffet for your sponsorship and letting me stay in the basement while I negotiate a prenup that will satisfy all parties. Stick around til the end to hear Bignude's hit song "God is Corn"

Hello everyone, thank you so much for joining us again. Lorraine is going through a lot of emotional pain and encourages Raven to speak for the entire episode. Lorraine praises Demi Lovato for her bravery, Raven harps on fake news, Lorraine has a crisis. Hit song "God is Corn" debuts.  Thank you to Laughs n' Baths Comedy Warehouse and Buffet for sponsoring the program and for providing Lorraine with temporary living arrangements as her ex-fiancé claims squatters rights. 

Hello Everyone thanks for listening to this podcast. My fiancé Mop Handlief joins me for a special episode with a lot of news, including a startling revelation about our relationship. Taco Bell continues to give employees incredible benefits, Trump's immigration, and hookworm. The hit song "God is Corn" is debuted. Thank you Laughs n Baths for your support hopefully I can work out my relationship and not have to sleep in the basement. 

Hey everyone another great episode with a lot of hard hitting news. Happy to have Raven Powell back in the studio talking about some intense celebrity gossip and space vodka. We also talk about my recent Cometarian retreat romance. Thanks for bearing with us while we skipped last week so I could harness the energy of the one true comet. Looks like we couldn't get this one out on Monday apologies we only have one intern and he is splitting his time between the studio and Laughs n Baths Comedy Warehouse & Buffet and he forgot to hit "post" which is the easiest part but I can't fire him because no one else knows the password to my computer.

Welcome back to another week of the news. Raven is in the studio with Lorraine visiting her bedside as she recovers from a mysterious illness that has no direct source. Lots of news including: Farmington, Buzzfeed ignores Lorraine's emails, what's in that thermos, ICE, and more. Thank you to our sponsor Laughs n Baths Comedy Warehouse and Buffet.

Thanks for tuning in this is a great Monday for us as it is now for you as we share in the blessings of Susan's gifts.  A lot of exemplary news in this week's episode including a farewell to arms, who has the best nose, James Bond and his wife Pam Bondi, a new kind of blue light special, and more.  Our guest this week is Raven Powell who questions the legitimacy of my ever increasing excellent medical health.