After a series of 18 laryngeal polyp surgeries (F U Obamacare!) I can stop spitting blood for long enough to spit some truth! So, the Dems say the detention centers are all bad and evil, but I've got a LATIN PASTOR who says differently.  In fact, he says they are overwhelmingly good...or at least that he was overwhelmingly surprised, which is basically the same thing.  RPT and I'm back like chiropracty!  

The Kavanaugh hearing was mostly hearing Ford lie like all women! Made the poor guy cry with her false statement! Live stream of America burning! Season 2 Begins NOW!

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, or to a toddler's birthday party! Maniac crashes toddler's party and stabs 9 people (refugees), definitively proving gun control is ridiculous. Guns could have protected those children! Liberals to blame for child-stabbing massacre!!!

The Night Eagle returns! Drugged into complacency by the liberal elite, we turn to the geniuses at Townhall to explain how Trump is great, libs R dumb, and why our Final Solution must be to make America "normal" again ;)

Hello Pillers! Post-election bonus content! I've been detained and dehumanized by the government, but I've managed to escape. I've had to enlist the help of a liberal douchebag to get my Truth back on the air, and in exchange I agreed to let him preach his shitty nihilistic gospel to my huge audience. Please bear with him, he is good at technology, so in the end this is a good thing for us.

FFS robots are growing human organs!!?? And getting periods!? Plus, Trump is tweeting about Ramadan!?? Is HE TOO a robot impostor??

Introducing our Freedom Flash segment! Breaking news stories, you hear it here first! Today, we have people saying nice things about Trump. Stuff about Israel, mostly. But, like, just nice stuff in general. Freedom Flash!

At 3:00pm on May 7th, my heart died. Millenials invaded the one thing heretofore sacred, the institution of cheerleading. Our children will be DYING because some untrained snowflake didn't want to work hard, made the team anyway, and is now dropping girls left and right!!! WHERE'S THE GODDAMN WILL SMITH MOVIE ABOUT THAT!!??

Call me old fashioned, but I don't cry misogyny every time a policy specifically discriminates against women! The Boy Scouts, now called Scouts BSA, have been been metaphorically castrated! There is no place left for a white man in society...or even in the woods! Say goodbye to manhood, it just went through menarche.

Another victim is claimed in the liberal's plan to wipe out all conservative men. Due to (potentially, but almost certainly not) erroneous accusations, a golden-haired preacher has committed suicide. All he ever did was love people (and occasionally try to love underage people...) and this is how he is treated! Sad!