AVAST, YE SCURVY SEADOGS! WE BE WISHIN' YE THE HEARTIEST "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" TODAY! ARRGH! (September 19, 2025) Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokJoin our Discord! Bartholomew barfs. Blood has a reunion. Tohatu confronts Littlebeard. Ember makes a deal. Tevon wakes up out of sorts. Cast:Ash - Ember HorizonBee - Blood Evening Cosmic CaveBronson - Dungeon Master, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Lenny the realtor dwarf, Crimson the Younger, Scar Cosmic CaveHarrison - Tevon "The Butcher" AldusRay - Tohatu Kaiwhai TaniwhaRJ - Bartholomew Blackwell Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus Episode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music by RJ MooreMain theme melody by Kyle Rice"The Bewitching Barmaid" co-written by Harrison OwensClosing theme melody by Bee OwensOriginal sound effects created by RJ Moore Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast?Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAdsEmail a request for a host-read ad: [email protected] (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokJoin the Discord!HoneyBee Entertainment YouTube channel / HoneyBee Entertainment Twitch channelRedsun55 YouTube channel / Redsun55Gaming Twitch channel Ben hugs. Llew swings his rapier. Krohl gets bowled over. Raven talks with the tree. Cast:Ash: Krohl the FallenBee: Dungeon Master, Tree of LightHarrison: Prince Llew WestarynRay: RavenRJ: Cubby (Sir Ben) The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee OwensEpisode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ MooreMain theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Additional song "Victory" by Ivan Duch: https://www.ivanduch.com

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags! Bronson's illustration of the Vine Island well & cistern Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokJoin our Discord! Bartholomew is a drunken bard. Blood has Ember GET OVER HERE! Tohatu keeps getting ensnared in vines. Ember does some friendly fire. Tevon charges into combat... eventually. Cast:Ash - Ember HorizonBee - Blood Evening Cosmic CaveBronson - Dungeon Master, Olidammara, Captain LittlebeardHarrison - Tevon "The Butcher" AldusRay - Tohatu Kaiwhai TaniwhaRJ - Bartholomew Blackwell Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus Episode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music by RJ MooreMain theme melody by Kyle RiceClosing theme melody by Bee OwensOriginal sound effects created by RJ Moore Additional song "ancient rhythm" by Samuel Francis Johanns(https://pixabay.com/users/1207793/) Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)"Amazon Jungle Birds" by trundlefly"back cracks_007" by vancer

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast?Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAdsEmail a request for a host-read ad: [email protected] (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokJoin the Discord!HoneyBee Entertainment YouTube channel / HoneyBee Entertainment Twitch channelRedsun55 YouTube channel / Redsun55Gaming Twitch channel Ben finds Wompy. Llew commands combat. Krohl does some whacking (not that kind). Raven gardens. Cast:Ash: Krohl the FallenBee: Dungeon Master, Sana, Char (squawks)Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn, Char (voice mimicry)Ray: RavenRJ: Sir Ben, Cubby The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee OwensEpisode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ MooreMain theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Additional sound effects via Freesound.org-“Birds in forest on sunny day” by Kosmoso-“Basket Creak” by sheepfolds-“Wooden mallet” by leo153 Additional song "Skirmish" by TabletopAudio (Tim): https://www.tabletopaudio.com

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! This is a brief recap of what happened in episodes 28 and 29 of the campaign, which have been lost to time. Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast?Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAdsEmail a request for a host-read ad: [email protected] (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokRed Blade Productions DiscordHoneyBee Entertainment YouTube channelRedsun55 YouTube channel / Redsun55Gaming Twitch channel The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee OwensEpisode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music by RJ MooreMain theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Additional song "Memories" by Zitronsound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com/)

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags! Bronson's illustration of the Vine Island well & cistern Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokRed Blade Productions Discord Bartholomew is lowered into a well. Blood ascends a cistern. Tohatu speaks to the dragon turtle again. Ember finds the resting place of the drinking horn. Tevon gets a drink from Olidammara. Cast:Ash - Ember HorizonBee - Blood Evening Cosmic CaveBronson - Dungeon Master, Olidammara, Captain Littlebeard, Captain Talon, Hospitality Manager, Head Servant, Party Bystander, Servant, "The Excess" Cook, Dredge, Dragon Sea TurtleHarrison - Tevon "The Butcher" AldusRay - Tohatu Kaiwhai TaniwhaRJ - Bartholomew Blackwell Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus Episode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music by RJ MooreMain theme melody by Kyle RiceClosing theme melody by Bee OwensOriginal sound effects created by RJ Moore Additional songs "In Horto" and "Floralia" by theromancrow(https://www.pixabay.com/users/theromancrow-42411874) Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)"Crowd" by Bansmer"Party-People outdoor 01 (german)" by Pfannkuchn"Water splash" by Nilbul"Water hose" by Richard1052"water_hose" by KenneysGarage

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast?Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAdsEmail a request for a host-read ad: [email protected] (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokRed Blade Productions DiscordHoneyBee Entertainment YouTube channelRedsun55 YouTube channel / Redsun55Gaming Twitch channel Ben has a hangover. Llew gets a letter from his father. Krohl can't think of a good question. Raven overhears a conversation. Cast:Ash: Krohl the FallenBee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Sylpher, Sana, King Robert Westaryn, MarjaretHarrison: Prince Llew WestarynRay: RavenRJ: Sir Ben, Gobben, Char The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee OwensEpisode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ MooreMain theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Additional song "Light Against Dark" by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com)

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokRed Blade Productions Discord Bartholomew makes a drunken charge. Blood tiptoes over some fences. Tohatu speaks to the dragon turtle. Ember meets someone new. Tevon spikes a drink. Cast:Ash - Ember HorizonBee - Blood Evening Cosmic CaveBronson - Dungeon Master, Dragon Sea Turtle, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, OlidammaraHarrison - Tevon "The Butcher" AldusRay - Tohatu Kaiwhai TaniwhaRJ - Bartholomew Blackwell Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus Episode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music by RJ MooreMain theme melody by Kyle RiceClosing theme melody by Bee OwensOriginal sound effects created by RJ Moore Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen"Pool Dive Into Swimming Pool With Water Laps" by amsaenz03"Amazon Jungle Birds" by trundlefly

Apologies for the minor audio quality issues (static and pop sounds) in this episode Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokRed Blade Productions Discord Ben starts a bar fight. Llew is embarrassed. Krohl finishes a bar fight. Raven gets lost. Cast:Ash: Krohl the Fallen, Card Game Crowd MemberBee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Squirrel, Sylpher, Bartenders, Horse, GatekeeperHarrison: Prince Llew WestarynRay: RavenRJ: Sir Ben, Card Game Crowd Members, Gobben The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee OwensEpisode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ MooreMain theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)“Through a street market in São Paulo - Brazil (Feira)” by amoyssiadis“Walk down High St no cars” by catfish_pete“Boo 2 disgusted” by jayfrosting“wobbly sound” by nolhananas“Portal_Active” by BaggoNotes“bar chatter” by SoundsExciting“Small_Town_Bar_007” by conleec“Woman Screaming” by DataJuggler“01015coffeehouse” by sagetyrtle“Money Bag” by PhilSavlem

Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five special agents- Dragan Lasair, Keenbo Moren Nim, Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly, Curly-Toed McGuffin, and Patty Magnimus- as they complete their delivery route in The Return of Ornon St. Patrick's Day 2025 special! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of the delivery routeDiagram of delivery wagon Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show!Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media:TwitterInstagramFacebookTikTokRed Blade Productions Discord Lasair does some healing. Keenbo tells a story. Thomas prefers extra crispy. Curly gathers gold. Patty gets stepped on. Cast:Ash - Curly-Toed McGuffinBee - Keenbo Moren NimBronson - Patty MagnimusHarrison - Dungeon Master, Blackwater Wagon Driver, Leprechaun, Castle GuardRay - Thomas O'Leary O'ReillyRJ - Dragan LasairSpecial guest cameo by Tabi The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens"Blackwater Adventuring Guild" is an original story created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ MooreOriginal Realms & Nerds music by RJ MooreMain theme melody by Kyle Rice"Ave Maria" composed by Franz SchubertOriginal sound effects created by RJ Moore Additional music:"The Cold March of Morning" and "Celtic Morning" by TeknoAXE (https://www.teknoaxe.com)"Irish Dance Music" by JuilusH (https://pixabay.com/users/juliush-3921568/)"Happy Times" by Ivan Duch (https://www.ivanduch.com) Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)"trotting horse in rural road" by Osca de Ávila"Sawing wood 04" by xkeril"Electric Zap - Electricity 2" by Wakerone