Reality Bits
Reality Bits
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Somewhere in Hollywood, two producers seek out the next big reality show! They're taking meetings. They're hearing pitches. But as always, the question still remains. Will they green-light the project, or will they pass? Hosted by: Jeremy Schmidt / Nikhil Deshpande
ep.34 – Charles Miller
Carlos Monticito is a filmmaker who takes his work very seriously. Maybe you’ve seen some of his films? Green Bush, Pineapple Sexpress, Fifty Shades Pee’d and many more! He does porn parodies of Oscar winning films. His pitch is FMK: A Shot At Love – one woman, a bunch of men, and at the end she kills the one she doesn’t want. But as always the question remains; will Jeremy and Nikhil green light the pitch or will send it packing? Charles Miller is not even a comedian he just had this really funny bit so we let him on the show! @CasinCharles
Aug 14, 2019
56 min
ep.33 – Joey Thompson (Barry McGunthrie Jr.)
Barry McGunthrie Jr. is a Southern Man through and through. He is very devout, in fact, he is a backup preacher. While visiting LA to check out Dr. Phil, he decided to stop by and give the BitzBoiz a run for their money. He proposes a competition show for pastors. But, as always the question remains; will Jeremy and Nikhil buy the pitch? Or, will they let Mr. Gunthrie Jr. float on by?   Joey Thompson is a character actor famous for his character Barry McGunthrie Jr. that you can catch touring all over the country. @barrymcgunthrie
Jul 3, 2019
1 hr 5 min
ep.32 – Mia Schauffler
Sprindy Carpenter is a tour guide from the Tillamook Cheese Factory. She is also a lover of jokes. She tells so many jokes you might assume she’s lying, but don’t. She’s only joking. Sprindy takes us on a wild of what’s real and what’s unreal. Her pitch is shrouded in mystery, but the bottom line is she thinks she would make a great show. But, as always the questions remains. Will Nikhil and Jeremy green light her project, or will they send her packing back to cheese-land. Mia Schauffler is an incredible performer at the UCB theater. You can see her with Leroy on Harold night. @miaschauffler
Jun 12, 2019
59 min
ep.31 – Andrew Grace
Dan Marvin is fresh off of the water and he’s got Sailor’s butt. For him it’s all about that “live aboard lifestyle” and he is proud of it. His pitch is salty and simple – get some people on a boat and see how the fair. The challenges are all boat related, but the drama is all about having the strength to live a boat-house life. But, as always the question remains – will the BitzBoiz green light this pitch, or will they give it the old sail-away? Andrew Grace is an incredible UCB improviser currently performing on the Harold team City Hall. He is insane in the best possible way.  
May 21, 2019
1 hr 8 min
ep.30 – Mikey Stephens
Delmont Fimley operates from his office inside of his mom’s house (by choice). As a fellow inventor and business man Delmont approaches the BitzBoiz about a brand new reality show idea. Many of his inventions were stolen from him, but that doesn’t stop him from still inventing things like the plastic tips of shoe laces. All he needs is $100. For what? To pay up on the internet bill and buy a video game. No more. No less. As always the question still remains, will Jeremy and Nikhil green light this project, or will they give it the boot (sans laces). Mikey Stephens is a hilarious improviser/comedian/actor in Los Angeles (and all around good guy). You can catch him on UCB Harold Night with Bitchin’. @mikeylovesmikey
May 14, 2019
1 hr 8 min
ep.29 – Skot William Phillips II
Dean Colleto is stoned out of his mind. 420 – blazin’ – ready to pitch his reality television show. The “Dean Of Green” (because weed) pitches us a dank elimination show that basically boils down to ‘Survivor’ meets ‘Cheech and Chong’. You will enter sober and leave high as hell, my dude. Then again, the question still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil accept the show, or reject it straight away? Skot William Phillips II is a Los Angeles based comedian known for his excellent improvised Law And Order show at UCB with his amazing team ‘Some Kind Of Monster’. @Skot_Philly
May 7, 2019
1 hr 3 min
ep.28 – Ruman Kazi
Jordan is a hairstylist, but hobbies as a bowler. He hopes to marry his hobby with his search for love. Picture a bowling competition where those who improve the most at bowling win big- and by win big…we mean marry Jordan! But, will the idea survive the scrutiny of Jeremy and Nikhil? Will the Bitz Boiz give it the green-light? Or, will they toss it back into the sea of failed pitches? Ruman Kazi is a fantastic comedian and actor who developed a fabulous short “Auntie Has The Perfect Girl”. Catch all over Los Angeles! @RealRumanKazi
Apr 24, 2019
55 min
ep.27 – Dennis Curlett
Lester (last name does not matter) is…how do we say this…a creep? He’s come to pitch a dating show in the vain of MTV’s Next, but with a bit of a twist. It’s a tough sell, but Lester’s a tough guy. But, as always the question remains. Do Jeremy and Nikhil bite on the pitch, or will they toss this one out with the garbage! Dennis Curlett is a Los Angeles based comedian/improviser known for his bangin’ team Funk Shuffle. He is also a prolific filmmaker. Find him and his work on Vimeo! @DennisCurlett
Apr 17, 2019
54 min
ep.26 – John Dardenne
Ralph Kackoo is a 19 year old who has read lots of screenwriting books. His pitch is basically Nun-springa, or Rumspringa for nuns.  Challenging nuns to a horny competition of faith. Sultry and scandalous. But, as always the question still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil buy the pitch, or will they give it the proverbial boot (as it were). John Dardenne is a actor/improviser from Los Angeles who was recently seen on his UCB Mess Hall team PayDay. He also teaches at the LA Connection Comedy Theatre. @johndardenne
Apr 4, 2019
54 min
ep.25 – Alyssa Sabo
This is a BIG get for Jeremy and Nikhil. Lisa Frank came to pitch us a show even though it is rumored she has a movie coming out about her life. What an honor! Oh, and in case you didn’t know…Lisa Frank is the FOLDER LADY. But, just because she is an actual celebrity does NOT mean she gets a free pass. She must convince Jeremy and Nikhil Alyssa Sabo is an amazing improviser, stand-up, sketch actress and all around hilarious personality. You can catch her at Totally Rad! w/ Alyssa Sabo at the UCB theater once a month. @alyssa_sabo
Mar 26, 2019
1 hr
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