Real Intellectual
Real Intellectual
Abby & Sofia
Abby and Sofia take a deep dive into pop culture, current events, and the follies of being stupid youths.
The Lost Episode
Bonus ep? Kind of? Abby and Sofia talk about sex work. Big TW cause we also discuss things like sexual trauma and how men are gross.
Jul 27, 2022
50 min
No Tampons in Disneyland
Abby and Sofia take a trip down memory lane and revisit Disney movies, kids TV, and books we liked that got turned into shitty movies. Also: Sofia's problematic missionary work, Howie Mandel's TikTok, and getting your period in Europe.
Jul 21, 2022
1 hr 27 min
Fourth of Jew-ly
Happy Fourth of July I guess... drunk Abby and Sofia talk about sex ed, the horrors of birth, and Bush & 9/11. Also, Sofia yells at kids in public and Abby says "love you" to strangers.
Jul 12, 2022
1 hr 2 min
The Yassiest Battle
Abby and Sofia attempt to discuss Roe v. Wade but get drunk and depressed and end up discussing pretty much anything else. Honorable mentions for the episode are: least favorite men, controversial/censored media, the Uncanny Valley, creepypastas, and Abby wanting to marry Johnny Knoxville. Also, don't go see The Black Phone- it sucked ballz.
Jun 30, 2022
1 hr 2 min
Mentally Ch(ill)
This week, Abby and Sofia welcome Madison to the podcast! We're talkin all things mental health- therapy, medication, issues in "Western" medicine, and Abby's chronic illness. Also discussed: adventures at Top Pot, our high schools' sexting scandals, and "parapsychology".
Jun 18, 2022
1 hr
To Swift or Not to Swift
Abby and Sofia welcome the poddy's first ever guest- Sarah! In this episode, Sofia and Sarah attempt to educate Abby about all things Taylor Swift. Honorable mentions also go to: Michael Jackson's scary ass autopsy report, free college, and sitting down for the Pledge of Allegiance.
Jun 16, 2022
1 hr 3 min
Real Liberal Shit
Abby and Sofia start out by discussing alternative sexualities and somehow end up talking about gun control. Ya know... liberal shit. Honorable mentions: the "paraphilias" wikipedia, furries, decriminalizing sex work, and how LGBT relationships & romance in general are portrayed in media.
Jun 11, 2022
1 hr 2 min
Stanky Bass Summer
Abby and Sofia are gettin paranormal in this one. We're talkin ghosts, demons, sleep paralysis, and spooky personal experiences. Also discussed: what music we're vibing with right now, Sofia's recent experience as a TV extra, and the Anne Frank House.
Jun 10, 2022
1 hr 15 min
The Glee Episode
Abby and Sofia unpack the best/worst show ever... Glee. We're talkin' characters, offensive moments, and the real-life deaths of certain cast members. Honorable mentions for this episode also go to: Euphoria, Josh Duggar, and the dark web.
Jun 1, 2022
53 min
"Camp" vs. Just Plain Gay
Abby and Sofia unpack camp aestheticism in media, and debate what counts as camp and what's just gay. Honorable mentions go to Rocky Horror Picture Show, But I'm a Cheerleader, AHS, and Hairspray. Also discussed: the 2019 Met Gala, and Abby teaches Sofia about John Waters, Divine, & Pink Flamingos.
May 30, 2022
52 min