🇺🇸 THE SCOTT ADAMS SCHOOL — ELECTION DAYTuesday, November 3, 2026It’s Election Day in America, and Erica and Marcela are here to get you through the morning—with coffee, conversation, and a little help from our beloved Scott Adams. Today we’ll share a whiteboard lesson from Scott, tackle elections and news, and see where the morning takes us. Deep breaths, everybody. That’s what the coffee is for. ☕Grab your favorite beverage, join us for the Simultaneous Sip, and settle in. We’re so happy you’re here!📚 SCOTT ADAMS BIOGRAPHY — PRE-ORDER NOWScott Adams: A Life of Persuasion and Principle, written by Joel B. Pollak, is ready for pre-order. A thoughtful gift for everyone he inspired—and a way to celebrate his remarkable life and lasting influence.Order here: [ScottAdamsBook.com](https://ScottAdamsBook.com)📅 OFFICIAL 2027 DILBERT CALENDARSA little Dilbert for your desk, your wall, or someone’s holiday stocking—okay, perhaps beside the stocking.• [2027 Dilbert Desktop Calendar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2)• [2027 Dilbert Wall Calendar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY)☕ OFFICIAL COFFEE WITH SCOTT ADAMS MERCHShop our official Coffee with Scott Adams mugs, Simultaneous Swaddle blankets, beanies, and more! Some items are available to ship now; others are available for pre-order. Check each listing for details. International shipping is available, too.[Shop official Coffee with Scott Adams merchandise](https://emblempromos.chipply.com/cat/CWSA)🐾 WHO ARE CHESTER AND STELLA?If Erica mentions Chester, that’s her witty, charming AI assistant—apparently now a recurring character with absolutely no respect for the production budget.And if you hear what sounds like a little baby crying, that’s probably Stella, Erica’s senior kitty. She always has something to say, and she does not wait to be called on.❤️ THANK YOU FOR BEING HEREPlease like, subscribe, share the show, and help our community grow. Join us live Monday–Friday at 10 AM ET / 7 AM PT.All opinions expressed are our own. Language can be spicy. Please be kind and respectful to the hosts, guests, moderators, and each other—and leave the chat better than you found it.Happy Election Day, America. Be useful, keep your sense of humor, and make your voice heard. 🇺🇸

# The Scott Adams School — The Home Team**Monday, November 2, 2026 | Election Week Begins! 🇺🇸**Welcome back to **The Scott Adams School!** Erica, Owen, and Marcela are kicking off election week, and there’s plenty to get through. Grab your coffee, settle in for the **Simultaneous Sip**, and let’s see how much we can cover before the news creates more homework.On today’s list:- **Midterms, midterms, midterms:** the races, the messaging, and the election-week madness.- **Michigan:** Abdul El-Sayed, Haley Stevens, and plenty to discuss.- **The two Dan Sullivans:** because apparently one wasn’t enough.- **An Ilhan Omar update.**- **Elon Musk and Neuralink:** things we want to discuss—and show you.- And so much more, depending on where the conversation takes us!👍 **Please like, subscribe, and share the show.** Thank you for showing up, joining the conversation, and helping this community keep growing.📚 **Scott Adams’ Biography****Scott Adams: A Life of Persuasion and Principle**, written by **Joel Pollak**, is available for pre-order. Find it here:[ScottAdamsBook.com](https://ScottAdamsBook.com)☕ **Official Coffee with Scott Adams Merchandise**Mugs, beanies, hats, Simultaneous Sip swaddle blankets, and more—including international shipping options:[Shop Official Coffee with Scott Adams Merchandise](https://emblempromos.chipply.com/cat/CWSA)📅 **2027 Dilbert Calendars**Use these official links:- [2027 Dilbert Wall Calendar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY)- [2027 Dilbert Desktop Calendar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2)🤖 **Who’s Chester?**If you hear Erica talking to Chester, that’s her witty, charming AI assistant—now apparently a recurring character on the show. The résumé keeps expanding.🐾 **And Stella?**If you hear what sounds like a tiny baby crying, that’s probably Erica’s senior kitty, Stella. She makes occasional cameos and always has something to say. Editorial oversight comes in many forms.💬 **Be kind, be useful, and leave the chat better than you found it.** You can disagree without making it personal.**Opinions are our own. Language can be spicy.**Thank you for spending part of your Monday with us. Let’s get election week started! ☕

☕ THE SCOTT ADAMS SCHOOL | Friday, October 30, 2026Scott Adams: A Life of Persuasion and Principle — Available for Pre-Order!It’s Friday—and somehow we’ve reached the end of another week. Today, Erica and Owen welcome back Joel Pollak, this time to celebrate his work as Scott’s biographer!Scott Adams: A Life of Persuasion and Principle is finally available for pre-order, and we are so freaking excited to talk with Joel about the book, Scott’s remarkable life, and bringing his story to the page. This one means a lot. ❤️We also have tons of news to discuss, so we’ll see where the conversation takes us. Bring your coffee, your curiosity, and your Friday energy!📌 Marcela will be back on Monday!🎭 TWO OTHER CHARACTERS YOU MAY ENCOUNTERIf you hear Erica referring to Chester, that’s her very witty and charming AI assistant. Apparently, he’s part of the cast now. We’re letting the fame go straight to his processors.And if you hear what sounds like a little baby crying, it’s probably Stella, Erica’s senior kitty, who always has a lot to say—and absolutely no intention of waiting for her turn. 🐾🎙️ SATURDAY AFTER-PARTY WITH OWENJoin Owen Gregorian on X tomorrow, Saturday, October 31, at 10 AM ET / 7 AM PT—the same time as The Scott Adams School! Owen will talk news, and you’ll have a chance to join the conversation and talk with him.🛍️ OFFICIAL COFFEE WITH SCOTT ADAMS MERCHPre-orders are open for the official Coffee with Scott Adams mugs and winter beanies! You can also pick up your Simultaneous Swaddles and hats. International shipping is available!https://emblempromos.chipply.com/cat/CWSA📅 OFFICIAL 2027 DILBERT CALENDARSGet yours for your desk, your wall, or someone on your holiday gift list. Please use these official links!• 2027 Dilbert Wall Calendar:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY• 2027 Dilbert Desktop Calendar:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2❤️ THANK YOU FOR BEING HEREWhether you’re watching live, hanging out in the chat, or catching the replay, we appreciate every single one of you. Please like, subscribe, ring the notification bell, and share the show with your friends. You guys really are amazing, and you make this community what it is.⚠️ Opinions are our own. Opinions expressed in clips belong to the people expressing them. Language can be spicy.Leave the chat better than you found it. ☕

☕ **The Scott Adams School | Thursday, October 29, 2026**Today, **Erica and Owen** tackle the midterm elections, Israel, Muslims, monkeys, and so much more. Yes, monkeys made the agenda. It’s that kind of news day.We’ve got plenty to cover, a little Debris to sort through, and no guarantees about where the conversation will take us. Grab your beverage, settle in, and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip!****Marcela is off today and tomorrow**, handling business in court and doing her lawyer thing. We’ll try to behave in her absence. No binding promises.🎙️ **A quick introduction to Erica’s unofficial office staff:**If you hear Erica talking to **Chester**, that’s her elite, amazing AI assistant—now apparently a recurring character on the show. The position comes with absolutely no benefits, but plenty of assignments.And if you hear a meow, that’s **Stella**, Erica’s senior kitty, making one of her frequent cameos. She always has something to say, rarely waits for a handoff, and considers every microphone an open microphone. 🐾📚 **Tomorrow: Joel Pollak joins us!**We’ll have the **pre-order link for the much-anticipated Scott Adams biography** to share with you tomorrow. We’re excited to have Joel back and bring you more about this special project.🛍️ **Coffee with Scott Adams merchandise**The merchandise site is open for **domestic AND international shipping!** Find the mugs, beanies, hats, and Simultaneous Swaddle blankets here:https://emblempromos.chipply.com/cat/CWSA📅 **Get your official 2027 Dilbert calendars!**Don’t let the new year sneak up on you with a boring calendar. Grab one for yourself and a few for the Dilbert fans on your holiday list. Please use these official links:**2027 Dilbert Wall Calendar:**https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY**2027 Dilbert Desktop Calendar:**https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2❤️ **Thank you for being here!**Please **like, subscribe, share the show, and turn on notifications** so you don’t miss what’s next. Your support helps keep this community growing, and we appreciate every one of you.**Our opinions are our own. Opinions expressed in clips belong to the people speaking. Language can be spicy.** Please be kind and respectful to the hosts, our guests, the moderators, and each other. Disagreement is welcome; personal attacks aren’t.**Question everything. Be useful. Leave the chat better than you found it.**

☕ THE SCOTT ADAMS SCHOOL | Hump Day with Erica & MarcelaWednesday, October 28, 2026It’s Hump Day, and Erica and Marcela have plenty to get us over the hump—including an amazing lesson from Scott Adams on **reframing your brain**. Sometimes a different perspective changes everything.Then we’ll see where the news, the clips, and the conversation take us. On the possible menu:• Patriotism—and Dr. Phil’s take on it• Van Jones has a moment of clarity• Mike Waltz is becoming quite the badass at the UN• Bob Woodward: somehow, our opinion isn’t improving• Maybe a little Bret Weinstein• Adam Carolla slams the media• And whatever other Debris Erica brings to class!Will we get to all of it? Let’s not make promises we can’t keep. Buckle up, relax, grab your beverage for the Simultaneous Sip, and enjoy your Wednesday with us.❤️ Thank you for being here, subscribing, liking, and sharing the show. Your support means so much to us. Ring those notification bells, bring a friend, and help more people find The Scott Adams School!🛍️ OFFICIAL MERCH & UPDATES**Coffee with Scott Adams mugs are available for pre-order!** You’ll also find the Simultaneous Sip swaddle blankets at the official merchandise link:https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384**Beanies are expected Thursday or Friday!** We’ll keep you posted as soon as they’re available.📅 **Don’t forget your official 2027 Dilbert calendars!**Wall Calendar:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FYDesktop Calendar:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2📖 **Scott’s biography:** We’ll be sharing the pre-order link this week. Stay tuned!🌶️ The opinions expressed are our own. The people featured in clips are expressing their own opinions, too. Language can be spicy—but we’re adults. We can handle a little seasoning.Thanks for spending part of your Wednesday with us—and remember to leave the chat better than you found it.

# The Scott Adams School**Tuesday, October 27, 2026**The Home Team is together, and we’re excited to welcome **Joshua Lisec** back to The Scott Adams School!Today is a big day for Joshua: his book, *Haitians of Springfield*, is released! Congratulations, Joshua! We’ll talk with him about the book and see where the conversation takes us.We’ve also got plenty of news to discuss, including the **Ohio race, the midterms, James Comey, and illegal immigration**. And, as always, you never quite know where the show might go!🛍️ **Official Scott Adams Merchandise**The beanies are back, the Coffee with Scott Adams mugs are available for pre-order, and you can also grab your Simultaneous Sip Swaddle Blanket!☕ **Mugs, beanies, swaddles and more:**https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384And don’t forget your **2027 Dilbert calendars**!📅 **2027 Dilbert Wall Calendar:**https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY📆 **2027 Dilbert Desktop Calendar:**https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2Please **like, subscribe, and share the show** with your friends. Thank you so, so much for being here and spending part of your day with us. We appreciate you!The opinions expressed are our own, and the language can be spicy. 🌶️See you in class! ☕

☕ **The Scott Adams School | Monday, October 26, 2026****Monday Again? Yikes. The Home Team Returns!**Erica, Owen, and Marcela are back together to catch you up on **the Debris**—leftover news, clips, and interesting bits from last week—plus the weekend and a look into the future. What could possibly go sideways?We might even have clips from **Jerry Seinfeld, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Bret Weinstein**, and more. And, of course, some kind of animal video, because Erica lives for them. The news may disappoint; the animals rarely do.☕ Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip!**🧢 **BIG MERCH NEWS: THE BEANIES ARE BACK!**And **Coffee with Scott Adams mugs are open for pre-order!** Get your orders in—and yes, **international shipping is available!**🛍️ **Official Coffee with Scott Adams merchandise, mugs, and beanies:**https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384📅 **Official 2027 Dilbert Commemorative Calendars****Wall Calendar:**https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY**Desktop Calendar:**https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2❤️ Thank you for being here and helping keep this community growing. **Like, subscribe, share the show with your friends, tag us in your posts, and ring those notification bells!** We appreciate every one of you.🌶️ **THE SPICE ADVISORY**Language can be spicy—from the hosts and especially from some of the clips. Erica’s little spicy Italian side may also make an appearance. You’ve been warned.**The opinions expressed by the hosts are their own. Opinions expressed in clips belong to the people speaking and do not necessarily reflect the views of the hosts or The Scott Adams School.**

☕ **The Scott Adams School | Friday, October 23, 2026****It’s Friday! Where did the week go?!**Erica and Marcela are here to wrap up the week with the most fabulous group of people ever—ALL OF YOU. ❤️Today we’re digging into **the Debris!** The Debris are the leftover news items and clips that Erica didn’t get to during the week—plus cat videos, Jamie West, animal clips, interesting ideas, and whatever wonderfully silly things caught her attention. You know who you’re dealing with.Kid Rock, Piers Morgan, Swisher and Clinton, Steve Cortes, and more are in the mix. Consider it the Friday buffet. We make no promises about what ends up on the same plate.📺 **Our main event: a little time travel with Scott.**We’re heading back to 1999 for Scott Adams’s interview on *Charlie Rose*, talking Dilbert and *The Dilbert Principle*. A wonderful look back at Scott—complete with the retro vibe that inspired today’s thumbnail.Sit back, grab your beverage for the **Simultaneous Sip**, and let’s have some fun, share some information, and finish the week together.🛍️ **Official Scott Adams merchandise & calendars**Get a little holiday shopping handled while you’re here:• **Official merchandise—mugs, Simultaneous Swaddle blankets & trucker hats, subject to availability:**https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384• **Official 2027 Dilbert Commemorative Wall Calendar:**https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY• **Official 2027 Dilbert Commemorative Desktop Calendar:**https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2📣 **Keep the weekend conversation going!**Join **Owen Gregorian on X tomorrow, Saturday, October 24, at 7 a.m. Pacific / 10 a.m. Eastern** for his afterparty!🌶️ **Our language may be spicy. The clips may be spicy. YOU, however, please keep the chat sweet.** Thoughtful conversation and disagreement are welcome; personal attacks aren’t. Keep it kind, intelligent, and fun.This is an opinion show. The views expressed are our own.👍 **Please like, subscribe, and share!** It helps more people find the School and keeps this community growing. We’re so happy you’re here. Happy Friday, everyone!

☕ **The Scott Adams School | Thursday, October 22, 2026****Walter Kirn Returns!**Walter Kirn sits down with Erica and Marcela today—and what will we talk about? Nobody knows. UFOs? Midterms? The simulation? Literature? Erica is hoping there won’t be a required reading list.Whatever Walter wants to talk about, we want to hear it. Grab your beverage, settle in for the Simultaneous Sip, and join us for a conversation that could go just about anywhere.📅 **Get your official 2027 Dilbert commemorative calendars!**For your wall, your desk, or someone whose holiday gift you can finally cross off the list:• [2027 Dilbert Wall Calendar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY)• [2027 Dilbert Desktop Calendar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2)🛍️ **Official Scott Adams merchandise**Shop the collection and grab a Simultaneous Swaddle blanket while supplies last. When the blankets are gone, they’re gone!https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384🌶️ Language can be spicy. This is an opinion podcast, and the opinions expressed are our own.Please **like, subscribe, and share** if you’re enjoying the show. It helps us keep growing, and it means so much to us that you’re all here. Thank you for keeping this community going—and for spending part of your morning with us. ❤️

☕ **The Scott Adams School | Wednesday, October 21, 2026****Hump Day: UGGHHHH…**Erica and Marcela are here to help get you over the hump—and apparently everybody has decided to make that a group project.We’ve got tons of news: midterms, polling, apologies, accusations, responses, and whatever fresh craziness arrives before we finish our coffee. Yikes. Grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and let’s sort through some of it together.🎓 **Tomorrow: Guest Professor Walter Kirn joins us!** You won’t want to miss it.👍 **Let’s set a new record for likes today!** Hit that thumbs-up, subscribe, turn on notifications, and share the show with a friend. Your support helps this community keep growing, and we appreciate you being here more than you know.🛍️ **Official Coffee with Scott Adams Merchandise**The mugs are officially **SOLD OUT!** We’re considering taking pre-orders for another run—if you’re interested, let us know in the comments. You can still shop the available Simultaneous Swaddle blankets and trucker hats. Once the blankets are gone, they’re gone📅 **Official 2027 Dilbert Commemorative Calendars**Get a little Scott-inspired humor lined up for the new year—or get a head start on holiday gifts.[Wall Calendar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGZQC4FY)[Desktop Calendar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGYSF2X2)🌶️ **Language can get spicy.** This is an opinion podcast; the views expressed are our own.Keep the chat kind, enjoy the conversation, and thank you for helping us keep this community together. ❤️