Christian & John discuss 'A Cut Above', The Swirly Poles' one and only record, from 1951, as well as all things barbering. Follow us on Twitter/Instagram @JohnChisMusic/@j_chisham @cd_loveless Production by Alastair McNamara and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

John & Christian discuss The Teenage Heartthrobs' 2004 album 'Karaoke Girl', the Puff Pants phenomenon, and a foolproof method to help someone with amnesia. Follow us on Twitter/Instagram @JohnChisMusic/@j_chisham @cd_loveless. Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

John and Christian talk about up-and-coming band Future Inventions while at an exclusive gig they played at the O2 in the 2020 Winter lockdown. EAT MILK! Follow us on Twitter @JohnChisMusic @cd_loveless or email [email protected] Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

In this special festive episode of Real Album Reviews, John and Christian count down the top 10 greatest Christmas songs of all time, featuring Chuck 'Chuckie' Benson, The Killdren, and the return of an old favourite... Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

John & Christian discuss Tiny Jeans’ 1987 album ‘The Tiny Jeans Album’, the logistics of having quadruplets, and the first and only time Christian went to a sex dungeon. Follow us on Twitter @JohnChisMusic @cd_loveless or email [email protected] Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Christian & John discuss Turkey Dinosaurs’ 1985 album ‘Play Dead’, start a tribute band for dogs, and try to solve John’s dental emergency. Follow us on Twitter @JohnChisMusic @cd_loveless or email [email protected] Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

John & Christian discuss Pink & The Target’s 2003 album ‘Bullseye’, the time John closed his eyes for a whole year, Christian’s fight with his therapist, and the Bulgarian rat races. Follow us on Twitter @JohnChisMusic @cd_loveless or email [email protected] Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Christian & John review The Pot Plants and their 2013 album ‘buried’ and their Eurovision song campaign. They also discuss John’s trip to Calais and Christian's new favourite hobby. Follow us on Twitter @JohnChisMusic @cd_loveless or email [email protected] Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

In this episode, John & Christian discuss Gut Feeling’s 1990 album ‘Beach’, the candle ear wax trend of the 1990s, John’s jam tart theory and the story of Icarus. John also has a message for the class. Follow us on Twitter @JohnChisMusic @cd_loveless or email [email protected] Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Christian & John discuss Gary Morrison’s 1979 album ‘A Whole Lotta TLC’, Christian’s old teacher, flammable stadiums, and the Goose Satanist movement of the late 70s. Twitter: @JohnChisMusic @cd_loveless Email: [email protected] Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.