Rambles and Roses
Rambles and Roses
Tessa & Lila
Welcome to Rambles and Roses, where we dissect the chaos of life and The Golden Bachelor with sarcasm, humor, and heart. Join Lila and Tessa in candid discussions about their adventures and genuine support for Gerry's quest for love. Expect dumpster fire moments, honest Bachelor commentary, and self-deprecating humor. If you crave laughter, genuine girl talk, and unhinged perspectives, subscribe and follow us [@RamblesAndRoses on Instagram] for an entertaining journey. Get ready for a uniquely amusing ride, where rambles meet roses.
Joey's Season - Episode 2: "I am Not Trying to Seduce You" ;)
Join us in chatting and giggling about the 2nd episode of Joey's Season of the Bachelor! Tessa is ineffable. Lila is an enigma. The girls hate podcast ads. 
Feb 13, 2024
1 hr 8 min
Joey's Season Premiere: Give me a Smoochie Poo and Pop a Squat
Join us in chatting and giggling about the first episode of Joey's season of the Bachelor!  Lila does not believe in the process. Tessa loves when people cry to Billie Eilish. The girls are not ready to say good by to the golden women and watch their peers date.
Feb 2, 2024
50 min
Rambles & Roses - Episode 8: It's About Who You Want to Drink Orange Juice and Vodka With
Join us in chatting and giggling about the finale of the Golden Bachelor!  Tessa thinks women these days do want to work. Lila blames the show and feels complicit. The girls disagree on the definition of lying. 
Dec 10, 2023
1 hr 25 min
Rambles and Roses - Episode 8: Knocking Boots & Closed Door Time
Join us in chatting and giggling about the Fantasy Suite episode of the Golden Bachelor!  Tessa is a horse girl who has never ridden a horse. Lila has a problem with the Bachelor editors. The girls love Leslie and Theresa.
Nov 24, 2023
51 min
Rambles and Roses - Episode 7: Hi Susan!
Join us in chatting and giggling about the Women Tell All episode of the Golden Bachelor!  Lila may be the world's number one glitter purchaser. Tessa wants hot and sour soup and an egg roll.  The girls hate planking.
Nov 18, 2023
48 min
Rambles and Roses - Episode 6: Taking Faith's Horse to the Tavern
Join us in chatting and giggling about the Hometowns episode of the Golden Bachelor!  Tessa wants to move to Benton City and take her horse to the grocery store. Lila hopes George Clooney is a listener. The girls want to run a half marathon.
Nov 14, 2023
48 min
Rambles and Roses - Episode 4 & 5: Were You Falling In Love or Were You In Love?
Join us in chatting and giggling about the 4th and 5th episodes of the Golden Bachelor!  Tessa is a disappointment to her ancestors. Lila has an abundance of grandmothers. The girls are pickleball haters. 
Nov 4, 2023
1 hr 12 min
Rambles and Roses - Episode 3: Kathy's Mom Wouldn't Approve
Join us in discussing and giggling about the 3rd episode of the Golden Bachelor! Tessa's hell is teaching middle schoolers sex ed. Lila is an advocate for bald solidarity.  The girls are intimidated by hot air balloons.
Oct 20, 2023
46 min
Rambles and Roses - Episode 2: the Pro Chair Agenda
Join us in discussing and giggling about the 2nd episode of the Golden Bachelor!  Tessa is Edith's biggest fan. Lila thinks garlic is an aphrodisiac.  The girls think that the women deserve better than the Bachelor Mansion bunk beds. 
Oct 12, 2023
45 min
Rambles and Roses - Episode 1: Gerry's Girls
Join us in chatting about the first episode of the Golden Bachelor!  Tessa talks about her dream to become a paint swatch namer, Lila may actually want to be Gerry's girl.  The girls are jealous of the energy and vitality of these women.  We had a good chat and we hope you enjoy our ramble and accept our rose.
Oct 7, 2023
43 min