It's Polish Heritage Night at The Rate and the stadium is packed (not really)! Jeremy gets in early and bros down with Jason Kipnis and enjoys some $5 polishes. The guys get bounced around and end up behind some personal space invaders. It's a short one, so catch it before it's over!

The Rockies were good…but they always sign. Such is the Gray Grapher’s mantra when it comes to seeking autos from the Colorado crew. And Jack and Jeremy cash in with lots of graphs! Among the successes are a famous sabermetrician, a promising shortstop, and a former no hitter thrower…if Jack can overcome Gideon’s Last Revenge. Watch out, especially if you’re the Cable Guy, this week’s Rain Delay Theater is closing in on you!

The intensity is taken to a new level as the guys recap the White Sox vs Braves game in this week’s episode. Creepy crawly metal detectors, bloody bandages, and a dead man walking are just a few of the things that’ll make your heart rate (or at least the Gray Grapher’s) skyrocket. Tune in to find out what all that means, and more!

Jack and Jeremy…and the Gray Grapher…and Josh are at Wrigley Field this week for Cubs vs. Giants. In a total suprise, the Giants show up to sign and the guys are the beneficiaries! The Gray Grapher speaks his mind on Chicago politics and the Bears, the guys deal with a slew of unruly graphing kids, and a grandmother and grandaughter get up to get food and Jack and Jeremy are left holding the bag…literally! We have some snubs, some hail marys, and one loud, bellowing a-hole this week! Enjoy!

The guys are back at Wrigley Field to recap another Cubs game, and for the first time since episode 1, the opponent is the Astros! Lots of idiot fans, a harrowing food experience, and a few autograph snubs prove that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Here comes a donnybrook of an episode...and we're not talking Brewers vs. Cubs or Jack vs. Jeremy! The episode starts with the establishment of two new pod characters: Dynamite and The Big Chill! We continue with a rare Gray Grapher-less experience at Wrigley Field - just Jack, Jeremy, Josh, and some other graphing kids. Missing the presence of The GG, Jeremy finds himself filling the shoes of the surly signature seeker. But the real fireworks start around the 37:55 mark as we meet Brewers Cape and we breakdown a crazy, out of control altercation between him and Adult Stupidity! This is one for ages and it spans the last two-thirds of the podcast! So sit back, strap it down, and get ready for a wild story!

The guys get in a quick trip to the Southside to see Sox/Royals and run into Chris and, of course, the Gray Grapher. And you know when the Gray Grapher is at the Rate - the whole scene revolves around him! Jack and Jeremy wrestle it out in a sea of auto-seeking male humanity and come away with a few graphs, albeit with some smudging. The guys each face a tough snub and have to wear it, a vendor caws like a bird, and an idiot places a bet on Drew Romo. All this and more on Rain Delay Theater!

Jack and Jeremy return this week to share a mixed bag of solo and duo graphing experiences with one common theme…the Gray Grapher. The guys also encounter a gloating tween, a straw hat-clad grapher, and a man with an international message for Chris Valaika!

The Southside was calling Jack and Jeremy as they head down for their first White Sox game of the 2026 season and it did not disappoint! The Gray Grapher leads to charge for autographs during BP. It was a mass of humanity but many graphs were acquired…even with the help of a Rate Field security guard. Jeremy shames a player to sign for the kids and Jack finally wins Bobby Wilson’s War! The guys also deal with a very Italian man behind them, take in a Murakami home run, and see the major league debut of The Great Cornholio! Check it out on this week’s ep!

This week the lowly NY Mets come to town to try to boost the Cubs' spirits with poor competition! Luckily for Jack and Jeremy, there are autographs to be had! This episode feature some podcast favorites with our buddy Chris and the Gray Grapher extending a front of the line invite to Jack! The Gray Grapher is in rare form this week, dogging graphing kids to stay in school and much more! Lots of odd fan interactions during BP and at the Mets bus - tune in for an episode as wild as the Big Apple itself!