For reasons best explained by our psychiatrists, we've decided to take the funniest topics from episodes 1-16 and put them out as a "Best of" episode for your amusement. Included in this compilation are comedic highlights from our chats about immortality, serial killers, escaping a terrorist, and much more.
Jul 14, 2023
1 hr 2 min
So here we are, the final episode - and we’re really pushing the boat out. This week, Kelvin’s asking the questions, so expect a thorough interrogation of Crease’s body, and a pedantic dissection of the best alien. Then the listeners pose us some questions, and to win one final, petty argument, Kelvin must smell Crease.
Aug 5, 2022
29 min
Crease has some questions about Bigfoot. and Kelvin treats them with with all the contempt they deserve. Then Crease treats Kelvin with all the contempt he deserves. However, it’s the final topic, when Kelvin relays an anecdote so embarrassing and bizarre that Crease invents a new noise, that things really fall apart.
Jul 8, 2022
29 min
This week we're taking a journey through time and dubious dentistry. And to round out the episode, Crease has a philosophical question for us… Until Kelvin springs a trap.
Jun 24, 2022
28 min
In a bold change of format, we've invited our good friend, Paddy, to join us for an episode - and our listeners provide the questions. This ends in the only way it ever could; with our appearances horribly insulted and a panda shot dead.
Jun 10, 2022
29 min
After coming together to help a trapped cow, Kelvin and Crease find reasons to disagree about cage fighting children and the definition of a sport. Crease also explores the possibility of witnessing his own funeral, and Kelvin explores the possibility of opening his own Evil Shop.
May 27, 2022
28 min
An unconventional episode, as we're Crease-less this Christmas. But with Crease unable to co-host this seasonal treat, we’re instead joined by a hilarious caller, Jordan (aka Fry), who quickly forces Kelvin to throw his best laid plans out the window.
Dec 10, 2021
22 min
Crease has a solution to mankind’s reliance on technology, and Kelvin wants him to know it’s very stupid indeed. Luckily, there's nothing stupid about what follows: Kelvin escaping from armed kidnappers, and sixty nuns pleasing the pope. Thank God we have The Duke to lift our spirits.
Nov 19, 2021
30 min
Should we be eating meat? It’s a thorny subject, and confronted by his own hypocrisy, Kelvin blames the animals. Still, at the very least, he thinks Crease has some interesting questions this week. It’s a shame, then, that the last question is so spectacularly idiotic that it makes everyone stupider.
Nov 5, 2021
28 min
From our plans for the apocalypse, to humankind’s prospects in the far reaches of space, this episode suggests we’re in trouble on pretty much every scale.
We also discuss – and then have to attempt - a "controlled stabbing", before Crease struggles to comprehend why Kelvin wants to have sex with himself. The usual nonsense, but this week, we actually roll around on the floor while we stab each other.
Oct 22, 2021
32 min
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