This week on Toilet Radio: Sid Wilson BOOTED from Slipknot! Saliva and Drowning Pool playing College Station together! Ozzy is getting his own theme park attraction at Universal Studios, courtesy Global Merchandising Services. Greta Van Fleet: Still a band! The guy from Stryper blames the COVID vaccine on his eye popping out of his skull and rolling down a storm drain. Avenged Sevenfold are done with labels and they’re right about something for the first time… ever? Finally, we have another Knucklebonz entry for you. Folks…. it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Plague Ritual – Where Souls Go to Die This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We take a listen to the surprise new EP from Avenged Sevenfold and it is, yet again, music that attempts to cover ground that was covered twenty years ago. This one is interesting because it’s bad but not for any of the reasons you’ve come to expect from metal’s first Blockchain band. In other shocking news, King Diamond has kicked Andy LaRocque from the band in favor of Gus G. What’s is happening? We discuss the tragic passing of Sick of it All’s Lou Koller. Finally, we discuss some exciting new developments of the Benedict Arnold of PATRIOT METAL, Jon Schaffer. What comes after the last refuge of a scoundrel? Turns out it’s more scoundrel shit. Folks…… it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Cosmic Dawn – Skeleton Key This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior league hockey fights! Cliff Burton is the latest to be tortured for eternity in the metaverse thanks to Knucklebonz! Ash Avildsen is being sued by AEW over unpaid promotional costs for his women’s wrestling movie that made many, many negative dollars. Poppy made her faceless goons perform a show on stage sans Poppy. Iron Maiden sold half their catalog to one of those IP warehouses that are currently collecting all popular music from the last 60 years. Tommy Vext has a new band that is definitely not Bad Wolves. Finally, we compare and contrast Futurism, the first art movement of fascism, with MAGA rap, the final form. Music featured on this ‘sode: Feartilizer 1492 – Blood Uniform This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio we delve into one of Joe’s favorite subjects: Olde-timey music. This time we’re talking about a 1950’s-style modern country musician vs a 1950’s-style satanic pop duo. Charley Crockett, one of the hardest working musicians in Texas, made the mistake of looking into one of his opening bands and then opining loudly while kicking Twin Temple off a measly two dates. Worlds be colliding and the fallout is, frankly, incredible. Put this in your textbooks as a case study in music PR disasters. ALSO: Alex Terrible covered Zombie by the Cranberries for some reason. Try Linger instead! Knucklebonz360 has added the estate of Chuck Schuldiner to their upcoming metaverse disaster. Distasteful! Finally, FERRET MUSIC is coming back and I am kindly asking that they sign me and Jordan’s band. Folks…. it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Ninth Realm – Cohorts of the Abyss This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan discuss the 250th limited-edition American Independence Day. We take a trip in our time machine and travel ONCE MORE into the Metaverse. That long-forgotten land is now home to Metal Blade Records X KNUCKLEBONZ 360. What is this crap? We investigate. Nergal is more bald than ever. Bad Wolves are trying again with a FOURTH new vocalist. Good luck! Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats are BEEFING with cartoon novelty act Gorillaz over a festival performance! FINALLY, there’s the beef! Kid Rock tells us about his close, personal relationship with Jesus Christ Donald Trump. Finally, Corey Feldman (?) wanted to get Mike Patton (?) to guest on a track but he heard he was in a cult so he got Fred Durst (?) instead. Strange times. Music featured on this ‘sode: Hypersphere – Interlopers This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Hot SOCCER action and FIFA madness! Phil Labonte offers an update on his thoughts RE: therapy is for women; still stupid. Silent Planet hit back with a zinger and then STICK IT to the French by metaphorically torching a venue over merch cuts and VAT fees. Hellfest (US) lived out an actual nightmare I’ve had by struggling to find a venue to host a big ass festival at the very last minute. What’s up with Hellfest (US) anyway and how far out of the loop are we on new hardcore bands? Finally, we take a look at MetalSucks for the first time since the buy-out and boy it’s a bummer. FOLKS, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship – Brutal Panzer This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior hockey leagues! Danzig is threatening to release another terrible movie and we compare/contrast him with Tommy Wiseau. Ozzy’s stupid kid is defending himself after going to the stupid president’s stupid blood sport event on the White House lawn. Phil Labonte has decided that American men are facing a crisis of alienation and also that therapy is for women. We shrink ourselves down Magic Schoolbus style and EXPLORE THE PSYCHE OF PHIL LABONTE. Sleep is back without Matt Pike and it’s very, very dull but at least the new guy has an EXCELLENT name. Finally, as a related PSA, let’s talk about Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome because I’m sick of dealing with you people. Folks….. it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: ÄXE – Warriors of the Death Raid This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Jordan lectures on Professional Wrestling at an Ivy League university while Joe gets sprayed down by a severed artery. But for the most part, we’re Remembering Some Guys. We started thinking about bands that had everything going for them but for some reason, timing or label issues or a bizarre X-factor, they couldn’t become as big as their potential. We’re talking about bands like Bleed, Cellador, Young and in the Way, Elysia, 7 Angels 7 Plagues, It Dies Today, and much more. Join us on a trip down memory lane as we discuss, “Hey, what the hell happened here?” Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: 7 Angels 7 Plagues – Someday This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Gen X Correspondent Ian sits down with acclaimed film, video game, and television composer Bear McCreary. For folks unfamiliar, Bear has composed music for everything from Battlestar Galactica, God of War, The Walking Dead, and The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power. Bear tells us the origins of his desire to put out heavy metal albums after working with Brendon Small, Serj Tankian, and Gene Hoglan on a track for Godzilla: King of Monsters (2019). Now on his second album of his Singularity arc, Bear tells us about getting every heavy hitter in hard rock and heavy metal to join him in releasing tunes. Gen X Ian presses Gene on drum quantization and sampling, the economics of recording drums, and sequencing music for a modern metal sound. Is releasing a metal record a sound financial investment? Hear it from a world-renowned musician himself, “Absolutely not!” This is an excellent interview. Enjoy! Music featured on this ‘sode: Bear McCreary – Black Box (feat. Joe Duplantier) This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We’re talking about traumatic forklift accidents and answering a listener question about gore in metal from the perspective of traumatic healthcare. OTHER SUBJECTS INCLUDE: Ozzy goes AI! Aaron Lewis is using ChatGPT to write jingoistic country songs, and PRESIDENT plan to release their debut album! Let’s explore the machinations behind this grassroots artistic powerhouse. We have a VERY SPECIAL closing song on this episode too. FOLKS, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: BBQxBBQ – One Blood One Sauce This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.