It all started with a little porridge talk but the conversation soon veered off into unexpected territory where we reeled in horror at prison life, reminisced about jawbreakers and Willy Wonka, opined about tattoos on old people, and faced the challenges of shopping for clothes in middle age. Listen and be well. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

Topics include medication ads, nipples, bats, panning, Pan, chimeras, statue penises, early and belated holidays, casual wear, conspiracy theories, incredibly important opinions on music, living plus working, walled cities, and subtle adjustments to golf. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

We unintentionally recorded a belated Halloween episode where we discuss vampires, sadistic lovers, medieval times, murderous children, zombies, Doomsday preppers and, most horrifyingly of all, reality TV. Trick or treat and Happy early Thanksgiving. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

Wherein we banter about screwing the pooch, sucking the turtle, mustelids, lagamorphs, enthusiastic pugilists, lobster rolls, bagels, honesty in advertising, Trump’s skincare regimen, the heavy overlap between racist jokes and stupid jokes, and the best decision of the day. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

There are several ways to measure senses of humor, segue into new topics, define seasonal affective disorder, skin cats, and quantify alcoholism. Additionally, there are enough levels of gruntledness and sheveledness, and types and causes of hernias, that we were able to spend almost an hour discussing them all. Press play and bask in the glow of our confusion. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

This one’s got a mobile company mascot, time travel, buggering, frigging, making little dictators, fascist fashion, choad grafts, tax porn, simple life skills, live comedy, The Fly, lucid dreaming, and misunderstood lyrics. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

We pulled one from the vaults due to technical difficulties recording our latest episode. This one was recorded way back in January of this year, before COVID-19 put us all on house arrest, and features a menagerie of discussions about bears, dogs, horses, elephants, whales, Seattle males of lower social standing, brainwashed idiots, ancient Greeks and Romans, fecal transplants, loving one another, and squirrels. Your listens are greatly 'preciated 'round here. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

This week’s topics include rubbing alcohol, uninflammability, big raver pants, drugs, dust, contraband man caves, mole people, choking plants, stuck songs, musical masochism, preventative healthcare, and possibly enjoying getting slapped. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

This episode we journey into the dark underbelly of sweatpants, illegal handjobs, swimming pools and lemur pens. We also cover all the bodily fluids and the ways in which they contribute to vandalism and debauchery in our quickly decaying society. Thank you. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

Feast thine ears on our musings about staring chickens, quitting before you can be fired, question marks, interrobangs, idiot lists, a baby toss test, Zuckdroid, leg parties, freaks, beans, bangers, knobs, bell-ends, and lobotomies.  Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts) Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)