Quarantine: it's a weird period with no finish line. In this unprecedented time, I want to use social media not for scaremongering, but as a force for good. I've already made bread and bought a yoga mat. So now, naturally, it's time to employ my bad chat for clumsy, candid and crass conversation about the new normal. What is going on behind people's newly closed doors? We have the news, vlogs, blogs...a wealth of "behind the scenes" intel, but I want to be a peephole - Gogglebox style - into people's living rooms, as the outside is brought in. It's time to chat world. Stay safe & sanitise! H