Punt Your Way Out!
Punt Your Way Out!
The PYWO Mugs
This isn't just a podcast about getting on the punt. It's a show about getting together with your mates, getting down the pub, getting on the beers, and getting on the banter. It's about having a crack. It's about having fun. On our show good tips may golden - but entertainment is priceless. Join our triad of questionable pundits - the Guru, Mr $12.50, and Mr I Don't Know What The F--k I'm Doing - as they chat with industry experts, talk track, tips, wins and losses, and banter about how sh-t each other are at punting. Get on!
Episode 50 - The Finale!
50th and Last!   In this, the penultimate PYWO sh-tshow, the boys look back on all that was, and also all that wil be, giving their best tips for the upcoming All Star Mile, Golden Slipper, and AR, MR, SR, and BR races! Thanks for the memories, you stunning c-nts. It's been a deadset blast.
Mar 17, 2022
41 min
Episode 49 - We Got Sh--faced and the Australia Cup!
Here's all you need to know about this episode: 1. We got sh-tfaced. 2. We tell you how to bet, how to win, and how to be a legend while betting on the Australia Cup. 3. Blute's in Fortitude Valley is THE BEST! That is all. Now listen. And...get on! Chapters 2:34 - The Weekend Review 9:40 - The Look Back 13:14 - Punter of the Week! 16:49 - Go Go Guru Time! (AR Tips) 19:23 - Smexpert/Mexpert! (SR and MR Tips) 23:06 - The Bandit Rides Again! (BR Tips) 23:17 - Karl's Reverse Burp! 27:11 - Karl's NRL Multi of the Week! 28:55 - Competition Winners! 29:55 - Episode Recap!
Mar 10, 2022
32 min
Episode 48 - The Australian Guineas and the World's Pimpest Chair
The Boys' Best The Guru: AR6 #2 Yulong Justify Mr $12.50: MR3 #9 Rose Quartz The Bandit: BR6 #4 Sea Raider From the depths of Brisbane's worst flooding in years the PYWO boys come with a vengeance, and their tips pack more thunder than Queensland skies! We chat about last week's bad weather, this week's worse weather, Cal's monster brim, Karl's disdain for flood panic, and - YES! - Chip's new chair (which is stunningly pimp!) Chapters 3:25 - The Weekend Review 9:41 - The Look Back 11:06 - Australian Guineas Tips 13:55 - AR Tips 16:17 - SR and MR Tips 19:56 - BR Tips 22:42 - Competition Time!
Mar 3, 2022
25 min
Episode 47 - The Wettest Chipping Norton Ever!
Well there's every chance the feature race of the week gets cancelled (rain is hammering it) but the boys nonetheless give their extremely thoughtful two cents on who's going to win. But you'll have to listen to the episode to discover who two fo them pick! It's Collette, mate. The end. But never mind: fantastic banter, hilarious lines, and honestly the greatest punting podcast that's ever been. Get on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 24, 2022
25 min
Episode 46 - The Black Caviar Lightning!
The Boys's Best BetsThe Guru: AR2 #4 Fox Gem - $6.00 The Bandit: BR5 #7 Wolf Moon - $4.60 Mr $12.50: SR4 #3 Expat - 3.70 The Feature Race is back, and it comes with the THUNDER! The boys give their solid gold two cents' worth on who's going to win the Black Caviar Lightning at Flemington this week and it is. Deadset. Unmissable. Meanwhile, Karl blacked out, Chip popped his Super Bowl cherry (painfully), and the Guru...well, he's still the Guru, pal. Ugh. But regardless, do please get on! Chapters2:27 - Weekend Review 7:47 - Look Back 11:03 - Black Caviar Lightning Tips 13:56 - We call Errol "Flynn" Knight! 15:44 - The AR Guru's Tips! 17:43 - The AR Guru's Recap! 18:09 - The SR/MR Expert's Tips! 21:01 - The The SR/MR Expert's Recap! 21:27 - The BR Bandit's Tips! 24:54 - The BR Bandit's Recap! 25:24 - Competition Time! 26:52 - Episode Recap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 17, 2022
28 min
Episode 45 - Karl Gets Blind for the Autumn Carnival!
The Boys' Best Bets Morphettville - AR4 #6 Basarwa Caulfield - MR2 #7 Decent Raine Brisbane - BR9 #7 Kingston's Here It's Karl's birthday this ep, which may account for the quality of his sobriety - but doesn't diminish even a little bit the quality of his TIPS! (Which are phenomenal.) This is a jam-packed ep in which the boys discuss the insanely good horses starting out in the upcoming Autumn Carnival, as well as what Karl wanted from his wife for his birthday, along with the Guru's sad-sackery over his Worst Weekend Ever (TM). And Chippie? Well, he's still Chippie, and Chippie is The Bandit! (His tips are pretty good this weekend, though.) Get on! Chapters2:08 -What did Karl want for his birthday? 2:56 -The Weekend Review 9:54 - The Look Back 13:32 - AR Tips Intro 14:20 - AR Tip 01 14:52 - AR Tip 2 15:50 - AR Tip 3 (Best of the Day) 16:28 - AR  Tips Recap! 16:46 - SR and MR Tips Intro 16:55 - SR/MR Tip 1 17:25 - SR/MR Tip 2 18:24 - Bonus Trifecta 18:40 - SR/MR Tip 3 19:43 - SR/MR Tip 4 (Best of the Day) 20:26 - SR/MR Recap! 20:51 - BR Tips Intro 21:06 - BR Tip 1 21:55 - BR Tip 2 22:48 - BR Tip 3 (Best of the Day) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 10, 2022
28 min
Episode 44 - On the Road to the All-Star Mile, the Bandit Falls
The boys' tips: AR: AR1, #5 Poysed To Rein MR/SR: SR7, #7 Joviality BR: BR7 #5 Palladas Frankly we're surprised it took Chippie this long to fall off the wagon, but fall off he did - and in deadset piss-funny fashion. Skip to 14:50 for all the goodness. Otherwise, we talk about the upcoming Golden Slipper, All Star Mile, our next PYWO Piss-Up! (you should be a part of it!) and just how good Callan Knight is at punting! Get the f--k ON! Chapters 2:49 - The Weekend Review 12:01 - The Look Back 14:50 - BR Tips 17:51 - SR and MR Tips 21:37 - AR Tips 26:01 - Competition Time! 27:52 - Episode Recap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 3, 2022
28 min
Episode 43 - A Big Announcement (and Winning Tips!)
Holy sh-t! Pretty much every goddamn WORD of this ep is going to win you cash! The Guru drops the finest tips in the history of Morphettville, the Smexpert takes us to school at the NSW and Victoria tracks and - AND, can you believe it? - the Bandit actually tips the whole card at the Sunshine Coast. (All this is 100% fact, by the way.) There's also the usual solid-gold banter between three of the crappest...er, finest punters this fair country has ever seen. You know it. You love it. You'll never find a better punting podcast called Punt Your Way Out! - EVER!. Oh, and the Bandit has some news. Does he? Um. Yes. He does. Get oooooooon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 27, 2022
30 min
Episode 42 - The Bandit Goes to Work!
In a horrendous development, Chippie-boy, the BR Bandit himself, had to do some actual work this week. So he's a bit grumpy. The other lads are in sterling form, though, bringing the banter, the drinking, and of course all the best tips for Saturday's racing at AR, MR, SR and BR. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet on! Chapters4:36 - The Weekend Review 15:22 - The Look Back 19:32 - AR Tips 22:16 - SR and MR Tips 26:19 - BR Tips 31:14 - Episode Recap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 21, 2022
32 min
Episode 41 - Magic Magic Millions, B-tch!
You feel that? That charge in the air? That electricity? That's Magic Millions Week, bay-bay! And the boys of Punt Your Way Out are your ticket to untold Millions! Just listen to their (ahem) tips! Anyway. The lads rap about their recent Tweed Trip (it's the kind of trip you wish you'd gone on), Chip's complete inability to back up for Day 2, Karl's recent brush with COVID fame, and Cal's spectacular pussying out on his birthday dinner. Is there more? FUCK. YES. Like the best horse racing tips out of any podcast ever! (As, ahem, usual.) AR, SR, MR, BR - we've got them all covered and the covering is made of solid gold! (Ahem...) Anyway. Get on! Chapters3:37 - Weekend Review 13:43 - Look Back 17:18 - AR Tips! 20:27 - SR and MR Tips! 23:15 - BR Tips! 27:46 - Comp[etition Time! 28:28 - Episode Recap! 29:04 - Help us please See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 13, 2022
30 min
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