We begin the "Proper Bard History Tour" this week with a reminder that yes, this *really* has been five years in the making and that first poem was published back in 2018. Then there's a bit of wibbling over the 2019 Monster Poetry project (which will be talked more about next week.) The second poem is still one of my all-time favourite pieces of work, which finally found an online publication home back in 2020. Contains swearing, mental health issues and production values which will, I promise, improve as time goes on. Thanks for reading this far.