Having told you what I won't talk about, it's now as important to deal with the mental health Elephant in the room whose name is Gerald and who is particularly partial to a nice slice of Battenburg from time to time. Poetry this time comes again from my self-published pamphlet, whilst the second piece was written only a few weeks ago. Contains swearing, mental health issues and production values which will, I promise, improve as time goes on. Thanks for reading this far.