Prime Cuts
Prime Cuts
Audrey and Nero
Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Nero (they/them) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary. *bro just trust us **bro just TRUST us
S1E7: Nobodys Doin' It Like Scavenger
It's a wild one this week as Armada shifts into full macguffin finding gear. We get two new additions to the cast, an anime sword duel, a CONSPICUOUS MOTORCYCLE_,_ and further proof that people in New York do not give a SHIT about giant robots standing around. Also, have you been wondering 'Gee, how do these robots fuck'? Well good news! Audrey will tell you all about it. Come for the badass bulldozer boys, stay to figure out what the fuck 'getting spiked' means, it's Prime Cuts! Noise Space | Discord
Nov 21, 2021
1 hr 15 min
S1E6: Judith Shuttler
This week on Prime Cuts: Armada finally figures out what a plot is and decides to have one, Rad receives a huge loredump from Optimus, we question the stealth capabilities of 40 foot tall tank robots, Red Alert proves to be a grade A sicko, and everybody is after a Very Cool Sword. Also Starscream has a very bad day. Again. Noise Space | Discord
Nov 14, 2021
1 hr 32 min
S1E5: Can't Escape The Orichalcos
This week the show finally develops a plot beyond "find some guys" as we get some lore on these Mini-Con weapons from a long dead Atlantean Princess, whom the boys have a huge crush on of course. We also hear Alexis' thoughts on infrastructure planning, get menaced by a New York sewer crane, and tack another near death experience onto these poor kids. Optimus you GOTTA hire a babysitter or something, man. Noise Space | Discord
Nov 7, 2021
1 hr 5 min
S1E4: Barrel Bustin' Through
Grab your Touch Tone Telephones listeners, because we're diving into some ancient aliens this this week on Transformers Armada. Also, Optimus, my man, my guy, we GOTTA talk about you bringing a bunch of 12 year olds onto the battlefield. It's just not viable dude. You KNOW Megatron has the Child Torture Orb in his back pocket. On this week's episode learn all about Egyptian spider droids, the diplomatic capabilities of potato chips, and a lizard that shoots blood out of its face! Noise Space | Discord
Oct 31, 2021
1 hr 2 min
S1E3: Yakkity Sax (Electro Remix)
Transformers Armada is a land of contrasts. Sometimes you get an episode where a character's ambitions and goals are fulfilled in a satisfying way and our heroes fight to uphold the safety of nature. Other times you get a fucking clownshow about carnival hi jinks. This week hear all about Starscream having a good time for once, Rad's surprising turn as an environmentalist, Hot Shot itching to shoot a gun at Billy and Fred, and the creation of a brand new carnival-ride based combiner team straight from the minds of your hosts. Noise Space | Discord
Oct 24, 2021
1 hr 8 min
S1E2: Starscream Cringe Compilation
With the setup out of the way Armada can finally focus on what REALLY matters; finding little guys. As they go through episodes 4 and 5 of Transformers Armada Nero and Audrey ask the tough questions, such as: Is it wise to bring three middle schoolers into a robot war zone? What part does a Fusion Cannon play in Cybertronian lovemaking? Is Optimus a Dad or an Uncle? Why is Starscream Like That? The thrilling answers to all these questions and more are contained within. Listen at your own peril! Noise Space | Discord
Oct 17, 2021
S1E1: Megatron's Special Little Guy
Don't you hate it when you're just hangin' with your boys and you accidentally reignite a long dormant civil war between factions of space faring transforming robots? Really bums me out bro. This week we're covering Transformers Armada episodes 1-3, and trying to talk about the episodes we watched between tangents about other Transformers media. Beware the consequences of White Boy Wednesday, and don't worry too much about the concept of a custom built labor class of robots. It's fine. Don't worry about it. It's FINE. Noise Space | Discord
Oct 10, 2021
2 hr 4 min
Episode 0: Starscream is Always Good
In the inaugural episode of their trip across the decades of toyetic Transformers television, Nero and Audrey talk about their histories with the franchise. That mostly means going on tangents about the IDW comics and Transformers Prime, and talking about who their favorite franchise character is (Spoilers, its Starscream). Tune in next week for the true beginning of our Transformers Armada adventure! Noise Space | Discord
Oct 3, 2021
40 min