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In which our friend Thomas incompetently explains the plot of Star Wars.

This Star Wars branded television programme includes the following: Peeing (for the first time in Star Wars) Blue milk cereal Beaches Chinese take-out Being tortured with the sounds of dying children Cussing Lesbians Suicide

Merely another in Disney’s long line of cinematic crimes which they will one day pay dearly for.

From Gremlin to Goblin: The Rian Johnson Story.

In which the eternal question of "What is Star Wars" is sharpened to a surgical precision.

Notice how I didn't put "Episode VII" in the title.

Also known as "The Bad".

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