Unemployed and aspiring comedian rants about small things in every day life. With a variety of recurring segments, where the only quality material check is his dog. Be a part of the movement that literally started with ZERO fanfare/following!

Eli listens in on a few ultimate fighters at the gym and relives the time he got his chain snatched.

Eli listens in on a few ultimate fighters at the gym and relives the time he got his chain snatched.

Chain Snatch

Eli shares his thoughts about the current state of social media.

Eli shares his thoughts about the current state of social media.

Soc. Med.

Eli brings Morgan back to discuss their recent camping trip.

Eli brings Morgan back to discuss their recent camping trip.

Camping

Eli dissects Justin Bieber's song "Peaches." He also rants about his neighbor. Don't tell her!

Eli dissects Justin Bieber's song "Peaches." He also rants about his neighbor. Don't tell her!

Peaches; Neighbor H8

Eli fires off some quick, unfiltered thoughts/takes. FACK

Eli fires off some quick, unfiltered thoughts/takes. FACK

Quick Thoughts

Eli analyzes the lyrics to Luke Combs' "Beautiful Crazy." Followed by a "high in the community" story.

Eli analyzes the lyrics to Luke Combs' "Beautiful Crazy." Followed by a "high in the community" story.

Beautiful Crazy Analysis

Eli and wife Morgan play a newlywed game after almost a year of marriage.

Eli and wife Morgan play a newlywed game after almost a year of marriage.

Guest: Wife 2.0

Eli speaks to a long-lost friend, covering summer camps, 2 day-long canoe races, and dead birds.

Eli speaks to a long-lost friend, covering summer camps, 2 day-long canoe races, and dead birds.

Special Guest: Hunter K.

Eli lists off how he embarrasses himself.

Eli lists off how he embarrasses himself.

I M Embarrassing

Eli's trophy wife joins him....Sorry everyone

Eli's trophy wife joins him....Sorry everyone