We took away his car keys Strapped a diaper to his ass But the nukes we let him keep To bomb earth back into glass Person, woman, man Camera, TV Ok, now please repeat Gaga Goo Goo Ba Ba Black Sheep Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man We gave the bomb to Dementia Don Going, going, going, gone He eats his peas with honey He's done it all his life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on his knife We gave our nukes To a demented man What can go wrong? Whoops! Wham Bam! God Damn! Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man We gave the bomb to Dementia Don Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man

Big Daddy, Big Daddy Please protect me please I need a strict father To bend me over his knee Only you can do it, Daddy Only you my Big Strong Man Spank my bottom hard I need an authoritarian My preacher tell me You're a gift from God Oh please, Big Daddy Spank it real hard I love the sound of you Whipping off your belt Waited my whole life to Feel the things I felt Oh God! I don't care If you're Satan himself You're my big daddy Big daddy from hell

We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hate For MAGA girls and boys Does he think we are stupid? Don't he know we know? When his lips are movin' He's hypnotizing MAGA folks He will not destroy the USA Good Americans will fix it We won't give our NUKES to Lucifer's Lil Bitch He slithered out from his hole In search of power and treasure He destroyed America, now he wants mo? NO NO NO NOT EVER He dumps his diaper into the pure white Light Destroys our families and friendships He's a shapeshifter, antichrist Lucifer's Lil Bitch He will not destroy the USA Strong Americans will fix it We won't give our country to Lucifer's Lil Bitch We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hate For MAGA girls and boys He will not destroy the USA American patriots will fix it We won't give our soul to Lucifer's Lil Bitch

I was Republican Now I'm a MAGA man I loved our democracy Now I'm authoritarian I joined a MAGA cult That don't bother me Hell, this ain't my fault At least it's not Scientology Don't bother me Don't bother me I don't have a mind no more Don't have to think about nothin' I just do what they tell me to And agree with MAGA everythin' I know he's the worst person In the whole wide world Hell, maybe worst in history That don't bother me Don't bother me Don't bother me MAGA tells me I'm a victim MAGA tells me who to blame Feels so good to believe in them MAGA takes away my pain Maybe it's Hitler all over again History really does repeat Here comes my party of MAGA men Please don't bother me Don't bother me Don't bother me Don't bother me

That could be your daughter You mother or your wife He will deny it once he got her Then defame her all her life He will claim she let him rape it He will say she voluntarily gave it But, come on, really? Let's face it He's the Greatest Rapist He alone can rape it He alone can penetrate it Take it, shake it, break it He's America's greatest! He will try to date it To make it, to attain it And when he can't detain it His Greatness will rape it Some people do not care Some like a man who rapes But most simply never dare From his cult of rape escape That's who we got America at its strangest Let's offer a prayer and a thought For our Greatest Rapist That's who we are America at its strangest Let's offer a prayer and a cigar For our Greatest Rapist

Hail to the king The MAGAtocracy He can do anything He's got immunity Hail to the king The MAGAtocracy He can do anything He's got immunity His vice-president hung From a sparkling chandelier Squirmin' and twistin' As the king flung tacos at his ear Was it ketchup on the wall Or blood of the first lady? Nobody really knew What he did in his fury Did he sell our secrets To the communist Chinese? He denies it with a smile And a quarter pounder with cheese The treasury's missing a trillion And fifty bars of gold But nobody can do nothin' Except do what they're told BREAK His rival was getting closer Until that long awful fall From that tall New York tower The night they dropped the ball The king's huge nuke Came early that summer day That city had voted blue They deserved it, he would say CHORUS

You can fool some of the people all the time. Especially when they want to be fooled. That is don's skill. He is a master. All the easier when half the population has an IQ in double digits and very busy trying to survive. Also, easy to fool high IQ people with Dysrationalia. What is that you say? The inability to think and behave rationally despite adequate intelligence. It is a concept in educational psychology and is not a clinical disorder such as a thought disorder. Dysrationalia can be a resource to help explain why smart people fall for Ponzi schemes and other fraudulent encounters. The there is also the theory of stupidity--where stupid people can be smart, but act against their own interest, hurting themselves and others for no reason. Stupidity is worse than evil, because we have no defenses against them. And they are everywhere. In all professions, all walks of life. You have probably noticed this, but did not know it has be studied extensively. Check it out. Got a degree in MAGAtology Graduated first in her class From Gaslight University Right before it all collapsed Her first job was to attack The capitol of the USA With a mob of MAGAtology grads On that January day January 6 Tried to kill the USA They beat police Broke down doors Pissed and crapped on the floor Smashed windows and works of art Lusted to murder Ripped out our hearts MAGAtology You ain't been good me Took my morality Locked me up in your fantasy MAGAtology Oh MAGAtology Many ways to get a degree But every school requires You surrender your rationality Join the MAGA choir Sing the MAGA tune Hum the MAGA melody Beat the MAGA drum Until you forsake reality MAGAtology Some children get degrees at home MAGAschooled to protect the brain From unMAGAtized ideas And facts exposing the charade You can get a degree on the internet From the MAGA talkers and schlockers You can fall slowly into it With your fellow MAGA flockers MAGA flockers MAGAtology You ain't been good me Took my morality Locked me up in your fantasy MAGAtology Oh, MAGAtology You ain't been good me Locked me up in your fantasy MAGAtology Oh MAGAtology

Getting sicker by the day Falling deeper in the hole I feel so damn ashamed To the devil I sold my soul Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, please I got a bad case of MAGAdipity If you find yourself in love With an fat old psychopath His voice makes you come His stink you think ain't bad Then, you might have fallen For a devil in disguise You may have forgotten That love is often blind Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, please I got a bad case of MAGAdipity Sometimes you wonder 22 If you have joined a cult You often seem to hunger For somebody to assault You reject reality You disregard the facts You love the gross stupidity Of those people and that ass If you are missing your morality Your sense of right and wrong You lost all your empathy Your humanity almost gone You just may have fallen For evil personified You probably have forgotten That love is often blind Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, please I got a bad case of MAGAdipity Getting sicker by the day Falling deeper in the hole I feel so damn ashamed To the devil I sold my soul Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, please I got a bad case of MAGAdipity Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, please I got a bad case of MAGAdipity

S is for Slavery L for Labor A for Abolition V for Victory E for Emancipation R Reconstruction Y for History And a Nikki Haley Lesson S is for Slavery The right to own a negro The South fought to keep But the North said No No No! L is for Labor The labor of black slaves That's why we fought that Civil War Why the South is still ashamed A for Abolition The struggle to end slavery To liberate black Americans By patriots fighting bravely V for Victory The end of the Civil War The end of slavery Free from shore to shore E for Emancipation Freedom for all slaves Proclaimed by Abraham Lincoln For a brand new USA R for Reconstruction Reintegration of the South Everybody into the Union With Equal rights for all - WOW Y is for History True stories of yesterday Facts we must teach Not deny or tuck away We made some mistakes We stumbled along the way That's how we became The USA S is for Slavery L for Labor A for Abolition V for Victory E for Emancipation R Reconstruction Y for History And a Nikki Haley Lesson S-L-A-V-E-R-Y Slavery--That's why

Dear Americans of 2024 This is a letter from 2224 For you it's the future But for us it is now And we just want to tell you His stink is still around The Stink of Donald Trump The stench of sulfur Of terrible evil Enemy of the people His stink will never fade No matter how often we try To rewrite history Blur faces Or tell big fat whoppin' lies The Stink of Donald Trump America will never forget Americans will never forgive We can never wash off The stink of him That miserable cartoon of a man Quoting Hitler and spewing hate He failed at everything he ever planned He failed to become a good man Every tyrant needs his cowards We teach our kids to be brave And warn them about Republicans How they ruined the USA We teach our kids about his stink They can smell in the morning Brushin' their teeth over the sink We hold our noses, and proceed We live our lives with his stink His stink so disgusting Dear Americans of 2024 This is a letter from 2224 For you it's the future But for us it is now And we just want to tell you His stink is still around The Stink of Donald Trump