This week on Pop Uncultured, the long awaited sequel to the smash hit Where's My Penis.  Picking right up where we left off, 80s Christian Comic Mike Warnke takes a sharp left turn towards (spoiler alert) Satanism!  Things go dark real quick, and we come to learn that Mike Warnke is a (self-proclaimed) reformed Satanist.  Although we didn't get the full opportunity to be internet detectives on this particular case, we get to admire the hard work of the people who blew the lid off of this chubby doofus and his bullshit story.  It's a real treat, to say the least.  We dig into his thorough expose (I don't know how to do the funny "e" for expose, but you know the word I'm talking about, it sounds like "expose-ay) debunking his nonsense and marvel at the amount of wives he's plowed through.  God fucking Lord damnit Mike Warnke sucks at comedy, but apparently so does Louie CK who stole his entire act and rapes women repeatedly.  Hashtag Me Also.  Hashtag Say Mike Warnke's Name.But wait, there's more!  Just when I'm about to pack it in, JY throws me a curveball that leads us down the vapid path of lady performance art.  These grim, humorless feminists sure know how to suck all the charm and charisma out of the artform of theater, but at least they slap each other on the pussy and unzip their asses and punch each other and pull shit out of their vaginas and degrade dirtboys on the ground.  Don't know what any of that means?  Listen to the gosh dang episode, you silly goose.  I don't know about you, but the Mandalorian season 3 has been a major disappointment so far.The "Last Week" recap ends 9 and a half minutes in, here's some links:Christian Comedian Mike Warnke:  https://youtu.be/fDTFpof39-UNude Lady Performance Art 1 (Blast-Off): https://xfantazy.com/video/5d7db4e6f7499f54adc72cb0Nude Lady Performance Art 2 (Loins/Dirtboys): https://xfantazy.com/video/5efaafb16020387d295e4af0

This week on Pop Uncultured, boy howdy do we got a hot one!  And I'm not just talking about the temperature of my seed.  JY and I recorded for 4 hours and got into some serious shenanigans.  After touching on the two major plot arcs for this show (my online dating failures and the quest to provide Unicult with swarthy, Latino twins), we are reminded of one of our past employees, the  man, the myth, the person: Gary.  If you listen to this junk regularly (get a job), there's a solid chance you've heard us mention him before, because we just always do that.  Memories of Gary's hijinks and general appearance jolts us down the path to a test subject I've been sitting on for a while, a Christian comedian from the 80's known as Mr. Mike Warnke (also known as God's One and Only Voice of Comedy).  We crack open the lid on this greasy conman, but next episode is where we dive deep into this man's "hellish" past.Until then, you have a analytical discussion of the weak Avengers, Always Sunny in Philadelphia's trajectory, and American Horror Story's schism with reality, and democratic hopeful Howard Dean's scream fiasco...that sound boring?  Well guess what bozo, it leads to tasting how gay people are and the world famous Wingdings font, so suck on that (and tell me how gay it tastes).Happy 1 year anniversary, probably.  Thanks for all the ratings on iTunes.

This week on Pop Uncultured we commoditize my semen!  It's been a long time coming, we all knew this was going to happen eventually.  JY and Mike join me on a valiant quest to creampie an Amish man's orifices, and send his sweet little ass packing out California way to hand (or mouth or ass) deliver my most prized fluid: cum.  If you think that just because it's highly illegal and unquestionably immoral that means we won't do it/have already done it, you've got another thing coming, buster.  We're dreamers, okay?  We're aiming for the Star(seed) on this one, dearest podcast description reader.But wait, there's more!  We also infiltrate the world of online dating from a broad's perspective, in an effort to inhabit the very mind and body of a ditzy tramp!  We get a firsthand glimpse at the competition, and much like all three of us, it's very stiff.  As you'll see in this episode, I'm very good at catphishing and if you don't think so you're just jealous probably.We also cover Marilyn Manson's old, fat guy snafu, Hulk Hogan's giant python, Billie Eilish's awful giraffe knees, and Reddit's Instagram Reality buffoonery.  Come cruise for dick on Tinder with us, and please say a prayer to the space gods for Unicole to hear my plea and accept my glowing, golden load into her magical uterus.  Our twins will be radiant!  And if they take after pop-pop, you can be sure that they'll be riddled with mental illness and deep-seated rage issues, and possibly an inability to trust anyone or anything.  I'm Q+ don't tell my dad.

This week on Pop Uncultured, it finally happened.  Did I go all the way?  Tune in to find out, stupid.  Besides that, we go straight up acoustic on this episode.  I think we watch a 5 second video of Kirk Cousins almost botching his dumbass baby reveal, but there's no shortage of problematic comedy on this one.  We discuss renaissance fair corsets and their dishonest display of tit meat, a new scale for rating women, the Craft starring Fairuza Balk and Neve Campbell (I hope someone googles that and finds this episode), being gay for stories/oral pleasure, death threats at the library, and even SpikeTV's magnum opus "The Joe Schmo Show".  If that's not enough, JY's dog/my pussy magnet says hi to you all...the mic doesn't pick it up, but you can imagine how cute it is.  This one's just another case of boys will be boys.  Come along for the ride and always remember, be good gay not bad gay.iTons rate ples

This week on Pop Uncultured, we're black and better than ever!  Actually, this was recorded like a month ago, before my brief sabbatical.  Now that I've pressed the brakes on travelling, Renaissance Fairs, and woman-having, I'm back to saying naughty stuff into a microphone and putting it on the internet.  I'm still going to try to have women*, though.In today's episode, we immediately talk about the KKK...but, it's to call them all misogynists!  Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you fuckface?  25 minutes in we do a little Tinder/Bumble/OKCupid update and a little good ol fashioned objectifying women.  An hour in and we get back to the show's bread and butter: going off the rails.  We launch into a lengthy conversation about dumb, stupid fruit and which dumb, stupid thing they grow out of, which then leads us into an article about how to kill rats on a farm.  This might sound boring but it was shockingly fun, and dare I say funny.We reminisce about Gore Verbinski's late 90's classic Mousehunt and straight up just watch all the Christopher Walken scenes in it.  At some point we get back to whacky fruits and find a tutorial on how to open/eat a jackfruit from a vanilla, dime-a-dozen YouTuber named Wendi Phan.  She provides some very stupid tips and techniques, then fails to teach us anything (other than what a hot Asian girl looks like).  We conclude our relentless quest for knowledge with more fruit videos, then yadda yadda yadda Draque says something really racist after the credits give me 5 stars on iTunes.*gay men with lady surgery

This week on Pop Uncultured, the quest for online love begins.  Due to my complete ineptitude with courting dames and relationships in general, JY and I call in the big guns.  Our old pal DJ Dan joins us with our new pal Adam in a futile attempt to get me smooching with the fairer sex.  If I have any hope of holding hands with a lady again, I'll need all the combined relational experience of my cohorts.  God have mercy on any sweet, delicate little flower that suffers the misfortune of going on a date with me.  Having only now just set up a Tinder profile, I can already guarantee you that I wouldn't have had a snowball's chance in anal if it weren't for JY and the Comfortably Poor boys.Aside from all that, we do our usual Pop Uncultured thing of going off the rails and being distracted by the internet's finest idiots.  Dan brought a first-class moron to the mix this week in the form of an article teaching broads how to properly gold-dig.  Allow me to introduce Susan Allen, expert.  This dopey slag really fired us up, I sincerely hope there's more where that came from because I desperately want to know every vapid thought rattling around this dimwit's melon.  Here's the link, if you want to get upset too:  https://www.yourtango.com/experts/susan-allan/the-pros-and-cons-of-marrying-a-millionaire?fbclid=IwAR3uAK30JtGtXwKSY4ZkaoleNdzJuKNM9Lonv_vZoBMDsvZahYAmA3AqJ2w Oh yeah, we talk about my short-lived wrestling career, nostalgia ourselves off to the Attitude Era, and about how we desperately want to be gay...I'm officially coming out of the closet as a wishes-he-was-gay man.  I'm brave, you're welcome.  I ain't trying to hear none of that Q+ shit though.Do yourselves a favor and subscribe to the Comfortably Poor Podcast, and watch out for their new pod 2 Blind Idiots down the road.   These dudes rule, go do Twitter at them, and also me I guess.Comfortably Poor Podcast: https://twitter.com/CPPod100DJ Dan: https://twitter.com/RomeroOnAirPop Uncultured: https://twitter.com/PUncultured

This week on Pop Uncultured: Gay Army.  Feminine men in a masculine world.  Gay Army.  Also we celebrate several deranged celebrities and their swiftly deteriorating mental health.  Such has-beens as Opie Hughes, Randy Quaid, OJ Simpson, and Linda Blair are all featured in this week's compelling stack of garbage bags.  Has-beens aside, we also sample the delectable musical fruits of a never-was band known as the Original Rhondels (famous for stealing music from such talented artists as Delbert McClinton, Martha Reeves, and even Winston Picket) before proceeding to mock their dead lead singer and his admittedly awesome name (Ammon Tharp {seriously, how great is that name}).We step into a rabbit hole of schizophrenic conspiracy theories on a channel called Probably Alexandra, which launches us off onto an unprecedented ADHD digression the likes of which you've never seen.  I mean it, this is one for the books.  Unsurprisingly, we wind up on more porn...but this ain't your grandma's porn.  Actually it is.  A quest for Linda Blair/Rick James nudes sends us careening through the wonders and delights of 1970s pornographic masterpiece, Deep Throat.  We just so happen to chance upon a masterfully edited highlight reel of the aforementioned film, and it's easily one of my favorite experiences yet.  It's even better than a frosty mug of root beer, possibly.  There's not a lot better than that, but this is certainly in contention, so how about that.Follow us on twitter.com, why don't you.

Recap is over at 11 minutes.This week on Pop Uncultured, a direct continuation of last week's descent into the wretched world of sexy-boy ASMR facsimile pussy eating and finger sucking.  This dude Northern ASMR is a real piece of work, pardon my language.  It's legitimately uncomfortable to watch and/or listen to.  When I listened to WAP a few weeks ago, that was mostly stylized disgust, but this is the real deal, the genuine article.  I'm bummed out about it, either he grows up and cringes about it so hard that he deletes his channel, or he develops into adulthood without any semblance of self awareness.  The latter option will make life more livable, so hopefully he isn't capable of self reflection or humiliation.We brighten things up after that by triggering Candy with an "erotic hypnosis" video.  Apparently there's loads of these things, some more popular than others, and they're a real gas.  This one in particular is a dopey-voiced woods nymph who wishes to milk your seed out of you to feed her plants.  That's not an exaggeration.  After thoroughly upsetting everyone, I move us onto vaguely familiar territory: a morbidly obese southern lady who provides and prepares comfort/junk food recipes whilst breathing heavily and speaking poorly.  No, it's not Amy Smith, it's not a rhinoceros or a Buick either, it's Simply Sara Kitchen, and her recipe for Captain Crunch French Toast sends us off on a breakfast cereal tangent, revealing one of JY's million dollar inventions: Cereal Milk.  We theorize on which cereal-soaked milk would taste the best while fatly licking our chops to Sara's cooking video.  We're also mean to her, don't you worry your pretty head about that.Finally to wrap things up, we head over to our latest golden goose: Chef Mike Neylan from Tucson, Arizona and his revolutionary YouTube tutorial on how to make a three cheese blend.  Also we talk about the Ye Olde Renaissance Faire and how we're going to get secretly blitzed while dressing like sexy peasants from days of yore.And there's a secret thing but I cut it out, too bad for you.  Donate four dollars to www dot Pop Unculture dot com to hear the secret.