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Merry Christmas, Global Elites 🎄 We’re bringing back one of the most unhinged, accidentally iconic episodes in Pop Apologists history. Originally recorded two years ago, Olive Oil & Blood is a time capsule of early-era Lauren and Chanler.First released January 5, 2022.timestamps:(00:00:00) ☕ Caffeine & the Will to Live — post-holiday dread, coffee as medicine, and existential morning spirals(00:05:05) 🍪 Failed Business Fantasies — fresh homemade cookies, startup delusion, and entrepreneurial reality checks(00:10:20) 🧳 Family Visit Trauma — parents in nyc, outdoor dining chaos, and first impressions with ben(00:18:55) 🚕 Mom on the Streets — flirting, micro-aggressions, and being unjaded in new york(00:23:10) 🤠 Yellowstone Discourse — cowboy fantasies vs. reality, cringe dialogue, and farmer-core exposure therapy(00:29:20) 📸 Celebrity Body Politics — david foster, katharine mcphee, and why the caption was the real problem(00:37:45) 💍 Men Behaving Badly — steve lodge, bravo engagements, and patriarchy fatigue(00:39:45) 🧠 Sunday Scaries — millennial work dread, weekend anxiety, and emotional preparation rituals(00:43:50) 🍳 Domestic Reset — cooking resolutions, grocery ambition, and false confidence(00:46:35) 🫒 Olive Oil & Blood — the grocery bag breaks, the fall, the injuries, and instant regret(00:53:00) ❤️ Acts of Service — why the chaos was (almost) worth it and a rare tender momentSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.