Did you know that a barrel can be reused for almost a century? Join us as we flip through some fun facts. Or as Ari calls them, not fun facts. Or as Jake calls them, Brain Facts. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free Off-Brand Trivia Show Music: Peony Morning by TrackTribe

Why do we always put the word barrel in these descriptions? Why do we insist on making these recordings publicly accessible? Why are all of our recordings so terribly balanced? We answer none of these questions in this week's episode, but we do try our hand at answering some questions from Stack Exchange instead.  Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Have you ever seen barrels competing at a competitive level? Us neither, but it sounds like an excellent time.  Barrel slalom, synchronized barrelling, barrel dressage and more. Listen to us as we explore the depths of the barrel to bring you commentary from this years Quintuple O-lympics.  Prepare to be appropriately qualified. Get in touch with us: [email protected] Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

It's not where you are in the barrel that determines how much you succeed. It's how you think about the barrel. Unless, of course, you'd rather be in a jar. Jake will sell you one. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free Inspiring Backing Track: Song of Sadhana by Jesse Gallagher

This week's episode was brought to you by barrels. Need a cylinder to store things in? Try a barrel on for size. Barrels: A pocket that's actually a dead tree. This week's episode was also brought to you by a whole lot of other made-up stuff. We hope you'll buy some.   Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Does anyone actually read these things? Everyone knows reading is so last century and audio is king!  We hope nestled away in your bed or your barrel you can take a quiet moment to soak in the sounds of our relaxing voices and rumbling tummies as you join us in our adventures into ASMR. Get in touch with us: [email protected] Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Beneath the surface of the barrel, something lurks. Something dark. Join us as we delve into corruption, fury, and a twist no one saw coming. This is Poor Man's Podcast. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free Mystery Theme: Suspense Mystery Entry by tyops

This week, we sample the barrel. This special two-minuter was produced for the My RODE Cast 2020 podcasting competition. A normal full-length episode will be up on Wednesday! Poor Man's Podcast: Your favourite podcasts done poorly. Not badly, poorly. There's a difference. Join Ari, Duncan, and Jake each week as they tackle a well-known podcast genre, topic, or concept.  With every episode different from the next, Poor Man's Podcast brings you content that's better sourced elsewhere.  But that's all part of the charm.  Attributions:  Cash Register by kiddpark  Trumpet2 by Harbour11 Suspense Mystery Entry by tyops  Something Elated by Broke For Free 

You're fired. Take your barrel and go. Oh no, wait! Although Jake restructures the podcast in this episode, there's still room for a dedicated listener, such as yourself. Just reapply for the position with your CV and some good Poor Man's Podcast references and we'll see what we can do. Hell, you might get a promotion. How does the economy work again? Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Why don't you join us in our barrel? You could jump on in from that platform yonder. Make sure you do it only after you have listened to this weeks podcast though! This week the boys bring you all the news from the upcoming changes that will be happening to physics this week. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free