Stock up on bathtub stoppers and prepare to get triggered. Listen as the guys try to avoid various "fun jails" as the podcast turns into a confession booth for a gang of small time thieves. Do you like poop? Well tune in to hear about how it molded most of the crew's past employments.

A recently roofied Giles dons and xmas sweater while reminiscing with Chris about trolling Tony Hawk players and being a chud. Shane believes that arguing online is similar to eating sewage. Levi seems to have a bit of concern with how "punchy" his brother gets when he drinks. The boys also introduce the FAN OF THE WEEK!!! *Overwhelming applause*

Video games rescue Zak from acknowledging Valentine's Day, and also will defend every celebrity you make fun of. Giles chubs up while remembering TV fuzz quality porn. He then loses the chub when he hears about a drag queen cavalry. Levi would eat a human if it was prepared with a side of mashed potatoes, the perfect side. Shane comes up with the ultimate pastime: go kart blowjobs. Chris' vinyl record shaped penis belongs in Zak's ear.

Giles makes a childhood wish he could've potentially regretted. Chris doesn't understand Polyamory. Inner demons prevent Levi from successfully cuddling anybody. Zak takes advantage of the gay agenda by speaking over everybody. Want to make Shane feel awkward? Start by telling him suicide stories.

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Meet our new friend Peter.

Giles misses the podcast to answer for his numerous crimes... Levi reveals his Tom Hanks fetish... Shane eagerly anticipates the coming race war... Zak divides country further...

Introducing Edward! He's brought along some of his prized fetuses to share with the world! Giles provides his Yin and Yang approach to raising children. Levi dances with an armless beauty. Shane recalls dark memories of Mr. Rogers Zak introduces Edward and the listeners to the fetish shmoeing.. or however you spell it.

The boys welcome their new surprising demographic that reached out to them on Facebook. The same corporation that infiltrates Giles' safe space by denying his pronouns.