Noted Bad Boys star Mike Lowwwwwwwwry visits the Montecito this week and is the subject of both Delinda's lust and a horse burglar's shenanigans. The other Mike turns out to be a legit stalker who probably has to go door to door and introduce himself as a sexual predator every time he moves. And Sam can't help herself, she's going to get into the crime the only way she knows how -- via a Mexican drug cartel.

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