This week, the MCFTF has competition from the South Pole as Mike spots a woman in need of help and flightless birds start shooting lasers. Dary take off for Malibu on a last-minute vacation that has strong implications for their incessant "will they, won't they" game. Nessa is weirdly obsessed with Sam's [REDACTED]. And Delinda continues to be an absolute piece of shit.

Oh, and special musical guests: a bunch of stinky hippies.

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