Ugh, oh god, it's all such a mess. This is terrible. But don't worry, we've got kitchen roll, and it only went all over the Christmas presents.Because this election is kind of dull, we've got time to go into a real deep-dive into some of the "Absolute Scenes" that have taken place over the last 24 hours and what it means for us, Boris Johnson, and the political editor of the BBC.Plus, we make our plans for the big night.Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePodFollow Laura on Twitter(the Twiglet Lover, not the BBC's political editor) on Twitter: @CarmichelleMusic from filmmusic.io:"Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)