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The Pirates' Thanksgiving special where they don't really mention Thanksgiving and instead talk about other things. Ghosts, do they exist?

The Pirates are back with some important news that will take them to the next level.

Pirate of the Week is a couple who left their baby in a hotel safe. Emails include tattoos in the workplace, how young is too young to date, which pirate would win in a fight? Nicki Minaj's wax statue is being assaulted, Subway guy going to jail, Viagra for women has been approved. Plus the guys fail miserably trying to prank call a fellow pirate trying to sell his mortorcycle.