Carly and Tucker survive algorithm challenges, bike chases, theater shushing, etc. to bring you more scintillating movie discussion (and a lot of Euphoria talk) Timestamps: (00:20) - Carly's Challenge (13:23) - The Deathly Hallows Pt 2 (32:50) - Maps to the Stars (41:38) - Turning Red (55:57) - Carly's Love Island Check-In (57:33) - Fresh (1:02:14) - Vanilla Sky (1:06:20) - X and associated theater horror (1:13:43) - Upgrade (minor spoilers) (1:17:25) - Dark Knight revisit (1:18:52) - The Wailing (1:24:04) - Deep Water (1:28:49) - Flightplan and Carly constructs her own cinematic universe (1:30:50) - The first 3 episodes of Euphoria (1:49:21) - Upcoming Films (2:05:02) - Closing Time

This episode brought to you by anxiety concerning Sam Levinson's creative output. Timestamps: (01:36) - Harry Potter and the Death Hallows Pt 1 (17:45) - Before I Go To Sleep (23:30) - What If (31:33) - Celebrity Interviews/Jennifer's Body (36:05) - Young Adult (40:29) - Drive My Car (51:10) - West Side Story (54:13) - Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

I know you're just here for the LONG-AWAITED RETURN OF THE UPCOMING FILMS SEGMENT, but Carly and Tucker talk about some oldie-olds as well. Timestamps: (00:08) - Carly's Music Journey (04:59) - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (12:00) - House of Wax (19:35) - To Die For (27:32) - Don't Breathe 2 (30:41) - Martyrs (36:15) - Black Bear (40:46) - Her Smell (45:42) - Freejack (46:27) - Gone Baby Gone (49:34) - Paranormal Activity: Ghost Dimension THE SODIE BLOCK: (54:21) - Kimi (59:37) - Contagion (1:03:40) - Reservoir Dogs (1:06:04) - Jackass Forever (1:10:17) - Arrow movies (Angel, Chopping Mall) (1:14:54) - Mass (1:21:40) - Oscars Can't Be Arsed to Award Awards Anymore (1:30:09) - Upcoming Films

Carly, Michael, and Tucker return one last time to close out 2021 with some awards and the crowning of the 10 Canonical Films of The Year. Timestamps: (02:36) - Best Scene (19:15) - Best Actor (35:27) - The 10 Canonical Films of 2021

Carly and Tucker fill time between Sprocky episodes with highly cerebral discussions of coffee beans, recreating low budget sci fi using AI, and Kathy Phillips' movie ESP. Timestamps: (02:55) - Why aren't expresso beans in other foods? (11:14) - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (19:17) - After Life (32:39) - The Rescue (37:48) - Yellowjackets (46:40) - Doctor Who (50:42) - The Novice (58:14) - Identity (59:22) - TONY SCOTT!!! (1:02:45) - Scream 2022 (1:06:04) - Malignant (1:12:15) - Cure (1:20:07) - Shutter Island (1:24:25) - Parallel Mothers (1:32:39) - The Conversation (1:34:45) - Saving Private Ryan / 1917 (1:38:44) - All Light, Everywhere (1:41:47) - Euphoria Season 2

Sweep your Spencies and grease your Lamb, it's time for Part II of this year's Sprockies! Timestamps: (02:26) - Best Looking (50:28) - Best Late Title Card (54:11) - Most Egregious Use of 4:3 (1:00:18) - Best Soundtrack (1:12:17) - Let's Rank These Movies From Most to Least Prestige Horror (MKIII) (1:51:15) - Best Vibe

Carly, Michael, and Tin Can Tuck join together to give out some movie awards and revisit everyone's favorite year: 2021! Timestamps: (04:01) - Mr. Bruce Presents: Best Animal (19:55) - I Continue To Hate My Family: Worst Family Movie of the Year (29:16) - Best Fashion Item (42:45) - Worst Title (1:00:55) - Theme of 2021 (1:18:06) - Worst Letterboxd Poster (1:37:44) - Best Letterboxd Poster

Carly and Tucker don't HATE any movies this week. They don't HATE these movies. Timestamps: (00:01) - The Goblet of Fire (14:43) - Orlando (21:28) - Lady Macbeth (28:28) - The Tragedy of Macbeth (34:36) - The Matrix Resurrections (42:25) - A Glitch in the Matrix (48:42) - Memoria (54:55) - Spencer (1:04:42) - The Lost Daughter (1:09:50) - Titane (1:17:39) - Goldmember (1:18:32) - Dear Evan Hansen (1:20:08) - Licorice Pizza and the Licorice Pizza poster and broad discussion of PTA (1:25:20) - Benedetta (1:28:54) - Don't Look Up (1:31:52) - Stillwater (1:34:24) - Seaspiracy (1:37:22) - Passing (1:38:46) - Cryptozoo (1:42:53) - What's the Scenario? Cure. Cure is the scenario. (1:47:20) - The Scary on Sixty First (1:50:39) - Silent Night

Carly and Tucker lay down some Film Law one edict at a time. Timestamps: (00:04) - A Merry Secular Christmas to You! (02:55) - Sprockies Bookkeeping (06:09) - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (19:15) - The Ninth Gate (25:48) - The Last Duel (42:50) - Selling Sunset (46:20) - Red Rocket / Scary Movie 3 (56:50) - The French Dispatch (1:03:32) - Drive My Car (1:11:28) - Antlers (1:13:23) - Tick, tick...BOOM! (1:21:04) - The Power of the Dog (1:30:45) - Pretend It's a City

With end of year awards looming, Carly and Tucker return to the studio to blast through a glut of 2021 movies (and some oldies). Timestamps: (00:03) - Carly's Mommy issues (02:20) - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (12:04) - Annette (23:00) - Melancholia / Tubi is cool (37:35) - The Power of the Dog (42:09) - The Night House / Censor (50:40) - Benedetta (56:26) - 1917 (1:01:02) - House of Gucci (1:05:32) - The Beatles: Get Back (1:12:22) - The Matrix / Tucker is apprehensive about the new Matrix (1:20:42) - Dune (1:26:24) - Pig (1:31:24) - The Green Knight (1:39:24) - Army of the Dead (1:42:20) - Fear Street