UHの大学に卒業して4ヶ月から日本人と遊んでいて日本語をしきりに練習して数えきれない時腰をmessed up.So yea that sums it up…lol I graduated in May and took way too fucking long to acclimate to what is all around literally an easier life. My routines are setup with dance and Japanese and now it’s time to actually relearn Spanish and read the books on my bookshelf given all the brain space I’ve freed up! Tata for now, humans

Yea so here I briefly go into why I will be stopping the Peaked In College podcast at this point. I really just don’t feel right doing a solo podcast and a partner with comedic chemistry to bounce back and forth with and share the conversational 🍆load🍆 is absolutely necessary for me to continue podcasting. So at this point, I’ve been Joseph and sayonara/さよなら

I mainly talk about feelings of purposelessness here, my trip to Japan getting cancelled, my prospects for moving there next June and touch mysel—I mean touch on the topic of Ukraine.Quick note: The U.S. imposing economic sanctions on Russia hurts Russian citizens when we should be sanctioning and seizing assets of the multimillionaire class in Russia and their oligarchs instead. Many companies like McDonalds and PepsiCo that ordinary Russians work for are now pulling out of Russia because they can’t transfer/wire back the money made from sales and business there(not because it’s a noble thing to pull out of the country that’s started a war). Russia has since moved to the Swift banking system meaning that we lost a big client over this war here and our not-so-great handling of things on our end but at least we haven’t sent in troops(…even though we’ve sent military equipment). Things are FUBAR over there and so let’s be glad we only have to worry about higher gas prices at the pump meanwhile people are losing everything they own in Ukraine if not their lives and that Russians are doing poorly, too with their economy close to collapsing

So I mainly talk about how my new job teaching breakdance 5 evenings a week is making me feel and I mostly go into my home inspection story a little bit (: oh and why to this day I still haven’t done a threesome but feel all the more fulfilled in spite of it. Oh and I went to Chicago and had deep dish pizza for the first time. Fcking. Solid. 🤘🏼. Even better: I didn’t have to pay for it. And that’s why Chicago Deep Dish > New York Burnt Sh!tOh I also ate Mac n’ Cheese in Minatowoc, Wisconsin. Phenomenal

これから、一人でぽどキャストをしますーー多分．休止が出来ますも。。。もう　毎週の金曜日で長くないエピソードを試みられます(about 10 minutes).Ben can now focus more on his life and I can better do my thing here or not and have an open position to fill.So I dunno man. I may continue the podcast or I might just put it on hold until a best friend comes along who I have perfect comedic chemistry with and would ensure a successful podcast episode per episode. I’m still figuring things outALSO TRIED AUTHENTIC DEEP DISH PIZZA TODAY IN CHICAGO! Fucking rocked! Share with friends and family and new episodes likely still FRIDAYS

Ben and Joseph talk about working in movies, veer quickly into how Bollywood movies defy physics but you’re like “…nah, India has so many engineers, they prolly got the math right. Them vectors n sh!t”, attempt to eat Ben’s 23rd birthday cake that says Happy Birthday 22 instead, joke about the sigma male grindset trend, get into sex with animals(…in the room I mean y’know while you’re having sex with another human not like with 🐶 🐐), and finish off with Morgan Freemillionaire but as a talking pet parrot that narrates just like him but only during sex with its owner.NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY (Or at least they were every Friday, eheh hyeh)

I’ll do some things in this quick bite-sized episode other than answer this title’s question. So yea. No Ben.

In this episode, we triumphantly pop our 12 episode cherry 🍒! As you (probably don’t) know (cause who tf would), most podcasts fizzle out at or before 12 episodes but NOT US! We’re going strong because when you think about it, how hard is it to meet up once a week for an hour to talk about shit and upload videos with no cost at all?(But still plz donate with(out) a cherry on top)TODAY’S TOPICS INCLUDE:• Guy who masturbated by f***ing his class ring, getting it stuck, receiving *parental guidance* until finally seeing a doctor for it• We do some more r/AskReddit talks• Indian, African, and Hispanic Accents, ahoy! as Ben reminds us of the Chinese teacher he had in Chile that pronounced bonus as ‘boners’• Speaking of people in Chile: Naturally tan, largest average 🍆 size, good-looking, and speak a romance language like jeez how many natural advantages can one person(that’s not me) be jealous of• Small world moments and more!Share with friends and family; especially your mom. NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY!

This week is a shorter episode but for a great reason! Ben just started working a film job and has another job offer lined up for February. He’s come a long way from graduating college, working a dead-end sales job, and working at a COVID test center to seeing someone intimately and working in the film(which his degree concerns/I think it’s in media production specifically) in such a short amount: Quarter-life crisis averted(lucky bitch😃) and you’ll never guess how he landed the job.He’s got some long hours ahead of him but he gets paid, learns a lot on the job, and has hit foot in the door in the industry working locally with a great team that he likes.And Joseph finishes the last 7-10 minutes off with uhh-with the aahh-yea I can’t even be bothered to remember.NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY

Ben recounts this past week, how bloody and trashed his roommate’s upstairs room is, how beaten and bruised his roommate and close friend was, and how he ultimately had to make the tough decision to remove her from the house.This takes up most of the episode but towards the last 10ish minutes we do shoot the shit regarding Ben’s car group he’s joined, what happens if there wasn’t a Neutral between Drive and Reverse(spoiler: you just instantly appear in Heaven before you even know what killed you), cat allergies, pigeons are actually the best pets to have(don’t @me) and bottom line especially to the college-aged audience:KNOW WHO YOUR ROOMMATES ARE AND WHAT THEY’RE CAPABLE OF. Make sure you all have deep mutual understandings of expectations and shared responsibilities.And lastly, NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY! Have a sick weekend, y’all!