Sometimes that's just how the cookie crumbles, or slowly pulls apart. But however your cookies disintegrate, we still love you. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Here’s another gooey plate of delicious poetry and nonsense, starring Cory and Natalie. This week, they write poems in the shape of non-denominational pine trees.

Who’s down for a little hibernation with a side of sleep paralysis? Grab a blanket, do a quick body scan and settle in for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory, your guided hibernation coaches will discuss trusting yourself, fighting for yourself, and loving yourself. This week, we write about taking a break and a nice hibernation. 

Are you ready? Are you really ready? How ready do you feel? Because we’re ready to give you a brand new episode of Pathetic and Poetic, starring everyone’s favorite weekly comedy poetry podcast duo - Natalie and Cory! This week, we talk about dog watching, odd dotty parent behaviors, what you should and shouldn’t be flushing down the toilet, and seven movies about kids with fatal illnesses. This week, Nat and Cory write about unexplainable natural phenomena - just like you! So stay tuned!

Good morning sleepy babies! Clasp some warm porcelain cause it’s time for an early morning recording of Pathetic and Poetic, starring Natalie - the ever vigilant ‘Litter Looker’ and the clickity clackity Cory! This week, we talk PnP’s Spotify Wrapped as well as maintaining comfort and consistency in your life.

Cory is under construction and Natalie is in a closet. Welcome back to the chaos you know and love! This is Pathetic and Poetic, where dignity takes a back seat. We talk questionable southwestern fashion choices, vaguely related butt stories, and putting together a cohesive poetry show. This week, Nat and Cory put together poems about inspiration and finding the string.

 Why aren't Polly Pocket’s clothes edible? Is there really a difference between a circle and a square? Are ravioli’s mini quesadillas? All of these nonsense questions and more will be…probably not actually answered…on another excited episode of Pathetic and Poetic! This week Natalie and Cory write poems with 10 common words. 

Get ready to slap the bag and laugh with your whole mouth, it’s Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory insult billions of fans by showing their indifference to K-Pop, talk about closing shows, and Cory’s Birthday Cabaret! This week, Natalie and Cory write 3 rhyming poem in 5 minutes. Can they do it? (Hint: they do)

If you’re not in a constant back and forth of spiraling life crisis and warm affectionate affirmations, then you’re not listening to Pathetic and Poetic. That’s some other show. So leave them a like and welcome back! We talk noise and hoarding and noise and career crisis and noise and drinking water and noise! Nat and Cory write poems using 7 book titles from their shelves. So grab a novel, pick a title, and enjoy.

Place all of your emotion and intention into this card pull. OoooohhHH you pulled, the One of Pathetics and the One of Poetics. I see a new season of P&P in your future. Welcome back everyone! Our unintentional break is over and Nat and Cory are back with more jokes, accents, stories and nonsense….and a little bit of poetry. We talk shaken ass and sold glass, time traveling, and halloween costumes! This week Nat and Cory write poems based off of a three card tarot pull of their past, present, and future.

Do you want to be a real poet? Well, you'll need to prove that you're truthful, unselfish and too pathetic to function. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic for another week of heated rants about Pinocchio,  how to spend all your money, and more. This week, Nat and Cory write poems about where the light lives.