We talk about vampires, Frankenstein, Cultural Appropriation, and DDR

We talk about Candyman, lost keys, and snipers assistants 

Jeia and Jesse tell Milan about their Magical vacation to an undisclosed amusement park in Anaheim, CA. They won't say where they went, but let's just call it the happiest place on earth.  Follow us on IG @paras1tepodcast Also, follow Jesse and Milan on IG 

Our most popular guest duo is back. You asked for it! We listened. Noora and Farah talk to us about walk scores, bicentennial eggs, souped up macbook pros, and how to commit low level crimes WITHOUT getting caught. Please listen to this episode. We desperately need the clicks, or we'll be kicked out of Podcast University! 

Eli Lutsky hangs out with us to talk about barbershop quartets, stupid hippies, and pooping on the side of the road (like in Nomadland)

We hung out with Tara to talk about grizzly man, chambermaids, and jerking off. It's a lottttt of fun

we sit down with ed and Zach and get some hardcore imagining done

we talk about watching dragonball z and drinking and shit

Camarin and Collin join us to talk about hurricanes and cool shit that they remember from the 90s

Aye bruddah. Chris Wu and Robert Miller are with us for another long ass episode. But it's really funny! So listen to the whole thing. We're talking about more shit than you can carry in a bindle and we're transcending past magic eye books, lady bugs, and nude Mario so shut the fuck up and let the paras1te leech suck on you for a bit. Why not...