Yun’s been with us a full season now! Papaw hopes ya’ll’l very GHOULSH holiday season. Don’t fret. We’ll be back and scaring the pants off ye before ye know it.

Wellll, looks like the youngin’s’r back again fer a tale. But today I only got one that was in a time before most uh ye. When rock n’ roll was on the box, when Papaw still had hair!, when monsters liked to play with their food…

Yuns didn’t know papaw was a baseball fan? Well, daggum I am! Don’t forget it! I know a few yunguns from back in the day that loved the game too.. Their love fer the sport might’ve been their only saving grace against the “green ones”or whatever they call ’em. Put your tin hats on kiddies he he he!

Well yuns found yer way up to the city did ya? It’s dangerous out here ya know. The city life is no place for whippersnappers. He he. But since yer here I guess yuns can help papaw with a lil mystery I’m working on. The monster squad.

Ye ever wonder what happened teh lil ‘ol Kevin? He just seemed teh up an’ vanish without a trace. Good thing Papaw’s got some insight into the nastiness that our devious lil buddy is into…heheheeeeee

Yuns ever had neighbor troubles? Well, what about robot troubles? No, huh? Papaw has! Those danggum metalheads over there across the way squeakin day in n’ day out. Papaw needs his beauty sleep. Heheheh…

Papaw’s been on the lookout fer a good doughnut recipe. Yun’s know I love my sweets. Did ye know that some animals love sweets too…?

Agaain! I sure do love yuns comin’ around every week. It makes an ol’ sprout like me proud. I get lonely up here in the attic- here’s to you whipper-snappers!

Whipper-snappers! Back again fer one ‘uh Papaw’s stories, ehhh? This one is scarier than Papaw’s bunions! Little Kevin has led a life of being bullied for what he loves. Maybe he’ll find someone- or somethin’…that can take his side…

Wellllll, yuns whipper-snappers fiiiinally wised up and showed yer faces in ‘ol Papaw’s Attic. Yer just in time fer the corn-bread and stories! Climb on up every Thursday and you’ll get and earful of the most mysterious, eerie, and ghoulish tales from the mind of Papaw himself.