If a cat shows up at your door out of the blue? Let it stay inside.We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. He might save your kids life.

Careful who you show pictures of your fiance to. We're streaming this on Netflix. So wear your fancy hats, and be wary of who you fall in love with.

Don't answer the phone, always follow the rules of a horror movie, and don't be a follower. We're streaming this on Amazon. Never say "I'll be right back."

During an eclipse, don't hold a seance to contact your deceased loved ones. We're streaming this on Netflix. Listen to Sister Death, and hold on to your siblings if you can.

Don't open ANY tombs. We're streaming this on Amazon. Wear your best piccadilly and grab your lover and a backup.

Old people are so stubborn when it comes to new machinery. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get your C-4 and golf balls for a hole in one movie.

Maybe take a break from social media every once in a while. We're streaming this on Amazon. So lock your doors and hope your friends can perform minor surgery. Happy New Year from Pam and Teri!

Maybe go to the police immediately when the Moaner calls. We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shudder). Merry Christmas from Pam and Teri

Careful when looking for new ecosystems. You never know what you'll find. We're streaming this on Netflix. Always carry waterproof matches when spelunking with friends.

Try watching the news first thing in the morning. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your friends and head over to The Winchester for a pint.