We fucked up the world, went to Mars, shit went down, and now there's a war. I hate it when that happens! Find out who wins as we battle for the Everzone! Highlights include:

- Ooh, a name!

- Once again, there's a level of strategy that we haven't considered...

- Hindsight is 20/20 innit

- Eyesight? More like Eyeshite

- What's your number? Here's my number...

- You need to up your font size