So we went to a Board Game Café... there was no spreadsheet. Highlights include:

- The cat is particularly vocal

- You haven't lived unless you've played the Game of Life

- I was expecting a board game dungeon with Barbara Windsor

- It's like Blockbuster Video but for games

- Food + Games = Eeek

- We're playing a game, fuck your cake!

- The chairs weren't right

- Here's a penis on the table...

- How namey do we name things?

- It's like the prostitution of board games