It’s March 7, 1997 and Howard Stern is showing off his PRIVATE PARTS while Tim Allen is ditching “Tool Time” to go JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE. Watch out, Pig Vomit, ‘cus we’ve got Baboons, blow darts, and a good dose of Baba Booey on Episode 41 of Opening Weekend!

While Howard Stern was becoming the King of All Media in March 1997, Tim Allen was becoming the King of All Meh-dia....says the three guys who were barely scraping by doing Unrehearsed Shakespeare, indie films with porny names, and Irving Berlin musical reviews to 105-year-old Floridians.  What’s more impressive: Paul Giamatti’s breakthrough performance as “Kenny ‘Pig Vomit’ Rushton” or Fred’s ability to spread the smell of pig-vomit all over a Broadway stage with his surreptitious break-wind performance? Yes, Jason talking about listening to Howard Stern when he was still on WNBC shows his age, but he’s still at least 45 years younger than any character Dan was forced to play while in his early 20s.  And if Tim Allen thought that giant spider was scary, wait until he gets a load of QS’s new look. MIMI-SIKU! BABA BOOEY! MIMI-SIKU BABA BOOEY! Episode 41’s gonna Shock YOUR Jock.