It’s a symphony of suckers this week - BLOOD-suckers that is - as Mr. Holland teaches a group of sexy Mexican vampires how to make beautiful music with George Clooney. And in turn, they...teach...him (cue music). The boys revisit January 19th, 1996 and MR. HOLLAND’S OPUS is playing FROM DUSK TILL DAWN on Episode 34 of Opening Weekend!
If music be the food of love, play on, Richard Dreyfuss! And if bare feet be the food of lust, play on Quentin Tarantino! No, really. Play ON him. Ew.

What’s sexier? Salma Hayek dancing half naked with a snake around her neck or Dan Matisa facing off against Michael Ironside on “SeaQuest”? According to one professor in 1996 with a faulty gaydar, Jason’s going with option B! And, no, those aren’t maxi-pads in your bachelor pad bathroom, Fred - they’re just very fluffy tissues to wipe away the tears streaming down your face while watching Mr. Holland gaze inappropriately at that high school girl. Ew.

And finally, the mystery of the dead murder hornets and "QS" is revealed!