“One, two, Freddy’s coming for you; three, four, Jon Cryer slept with Demi Moore; Five, six, George Burns is one hundred and six…” It’s November 16th 1984, and with A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, OH GOD, YOU DEVIL, and NO SMALL AFFAIR, the boys are sure to haunt your dreams on Episode 24 of Opening Weekend!

What’s that terrifying sound, like blades scraping against a rusty pipe? Is it Freddie Krueger or Dan’s imitation of Demi Moore singing? And speaking of nightmares, Fred’s PTSD-filled recollections of 7th grade school camping trips will make you never want to play trust exercises again (or sleep underneath him on the bunk bed) Will George Burn’s God let Jason off the hook for his hormone-charged property damage in 8th grade, or will his soul burn forever on a pile of of charred Victoria Principle cut-outs? Mondale/Ferraro ’84! It’s Episode 24 of Opening Weekend!