This week the boys travel back to August of 1996 and a movie that explores a mysterious and horrific world filled with barely human oddities: Ed Burns’s SHE’S THE ONE. Then, later on, they also talk about THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU.

(> Needle scratch <)

“Everyone’s always talking about Dr. Moreau. It’s Dr. Moreau this, and Dr. Moreau that... Moreau, Moreau, Moreau! I’m a person too, y’know!” 

Oh, that’s right, Jan - sorry about that, everyone! We actually start things off with the week’s best movie (according to Jason, at least) A VERY BRADY SEQUEL...

From great actors who either phone it in or fly over the top to mediocre actors who barely register or make us want to throttle the celluloid they’re captured on, this week runs the gamut in terms of onscreen talent! Everyone is here, including the best and worst actors ever to share the initials M.B. — Marlon Brando (best known for The Godfather and On the Waterfront) and Maxine Bahns (best known for being Ed Burns’s girlfriend and being Ed Burns’s girlfriend).

From the world’s greatest thespian wearing a bucket on his head and Alice the Maid channeling Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker to Dan’s conspiracy theory about Mike McGlone’s parentage and Fred’s complicated feelings for the manager of The Partridge Family, Episode 14 of OPENING WEEKEND has it all!