This Fourth of July, the boys travel back to 1994 and celebrate their independence from logic, comprehension, and good taste with a trio of holiday head scratchers -- BABY’S DAY OUT, BLOWN AWAY, and THE SHADOW!

...If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a baby crawled across a highway, then you don’t know how highways work! Neither does BABY’S DAY OUT!

...If you’ve ever assumed that Irish people sound like cereal mascots eating colorful marshmallows in enchanted forests, then you’ve never met an Irish person! Neither has BLOWN AWAY!

...If you’ve ever believed that you could be a superhero by wearing Carmen Sandiego’s hat, Harry Potter’s scarf, and Sam The Eagle’s nose, then you don’t know what makes a hero super! Neither does THE SHADOW!

Remember, kids — Listening to Jason and Fred’s blood pressure go up as they disagree with Dan about Joe Mantegna’s acting is as American as apple pie! So do your patriotic duty (not to be confused with Mantegna’s idiotic doody) and pledge allegiance to Episode 7of OPENING WEEKEND!