OPENING WEEKEND returns as Jason, Fred, and Dan travel back to their carefree college days and feel their achey-breaky-hearts burn for the three major releases of May 28, 1993 — CLIFFHANGER starring Sylvester Stallone and John Lithgow, MADE IN AMERICA starring Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson, and SUPER MARIO BROS. starring Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, and an army of animatronic dinosaur heads. (Yep, you read that right.) 

Does Jason really wish that Spike Lee had directed Made In America? Does Fred really believe that Super Mario Bros is the Nostradamus of kiddie flicks? And how many different theme songs will Dan sing/fart before the episode is over? The answers may surprise you!

From John Lithgow’s unfortunate Anglo-accent to Ted Danson’s intimate, introspective meditations on sperm and Dennis Hopper’s apathetic rendition of a Trumpian reptile king, one thing is for certain — white men ruin everything. KIDDING! Or are we? Only one way to find out! Join us at the mental multiplex for this, the second episode of OPENING WEEKEND!