After a long day at the office, I like to take my time on the 6:00 pm blue line and think long and hard about my life. I think, "what if it was different?" I have a one bedroom apartment with six children. They are named Farp and Teet -- the rest are nameless. My wife was raised in the foothills behind a Blockbuster. She has no tongue. I am held prisoner by my own shame, ugliness, and suffering. Help me, God. My life is full of pain. I give this five stars

These guys are hilarious, I love listening week to week and seeing what they have to say about some pretty interesting music so far. I know I can’t see them but I imagine they are all pretty handsome.

Now, I'm just a mattress delivery truck driver, but in my crumble opinion- these guys like music! And I do too!