Yayonaisse Sour (Alexander Krause) welcomes Stanley Falls (Sam Browne) & Gruft (Pedro Cooray) into the lounge to discuss jumping Death Gorge. Plus, Yayonaisse learns to close their eyes gently, not to get their mother’s memory wet, and that Tory horoscopes are just mugshots

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss being born now and conjoined later, how 5642946527 upside down on a calculator is raunchy, and that a Transylvanian kiss is on the neck. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Acting Manager (Alexander Krause) shouts Nando’s for their employees (Helena Pradip & Mia Rohan). Everyone learns you can’t murder on an empty stomach, if you turn 21 on a Contiki tour they leave you in the Venice desert, and that you have to go twain to twain with the smear.

Yamma Bamfraid (Alexander Krause) speaks with Hazel “Mononym” (Helena Pradip) & Delores Madrigald (Mia Rohan) about frankensteening. Yamma learns that if a village wants to burn you then burn them back, to summon and not drink the spirits, and that your Nando’s spice level is decided by the Harry Potter sorting hat.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss paying people with live grenades and Captain America being greedy, when there’s smoke from the Sistine Chapel chimney the pope is home, and they wiggled their nose on Bewitched due to a bad smell we made. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Greg (Ryan Stickland) and Andy (Alexander Krause) sit at the back of Calligraphy class to catchup. Everyone learns that it’s embarrassing for your mum to pack alfalfa and a letter for lunch, you can be one demerit point from death, and that we don’t care if you crank because we all crank.

Yash Knight (Alexander Krause) invites Amarda Chrysler (Ryan Stickland) into the lounge to discuss the dark history of calligraphy. Plus, Yash learns the importance of keeping, that the day doesn’t start till after our iron infusion, and that we’re on a full name basis with Elizabeth McGuire.

New Yorker employees (Alexander Krause, Jessica Luu & Kate O’Keeffe) meet to discuss their new cartoon pitches. Everyone learns Atlas is Earthmaxing, Paul Giamatti has a brother named Paul Giammato, and some people are always coming from a train or going to a train.

Yookie Wine (Alexander Krause) welcomes the Jedwards sisters (Jessica Luu & Kate O’Keeffe) into the lounge to discuss Mernda Gazette’s Lady Whistleblower. Plus, Yookie learns the real Ella McKay challenge was the box office, Cars 3 was a crash grab, and the importance of knowing a witch through a friend.

Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette learnings call. They discuss that thewspaper spin, that a lot of men get reduced to grunts in their later years, and spending your whole Monopoly game working in a hotel on Baltic Avenue. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453