After a Nazi killed a protester over the weekend in an American town, the country went berserk. The President of the United States was then asked to pick a side. He sided with the Reich.

Donald Trump is that loudmouth asshole friend who pops off at the bar, then hides behind his biggest friend and keeps talking shit while they throw all the punches for him. The friend could make it or not. We're the friend, Kim Jong Un's nukes are the other guys.

John McCain is a war hero, a lifetime public servant, and a 30 year Congressional veteran. And NO ONE lasts 30 years in DC without trading in or at least pawning their spine. Senator McCain is no exception.

Oh the sweet delicious irony of a major blow to the Trump regime being via EMAIL. Lock him up! Lock him up!

Looks like we have a real chance to see just how much of a tough guy our chickenshit, chickenhawk president is, cause North Korea can likely nuke Alaska right now. As you read this.

Trump gets a hearty round of "DANKE!"s from his closest circle of ass-kissers, and meanwhile Sessions tells the Senate to pucker up too.

What would you do if you were fired for bullshit reasons by your boss cause you knew he did some shady, illegal shit, then had the chance to tell all? CSPAN, CNN, MSNBC, WWE.

Trump ran his fat two scoops of ice cream hole about Comey after uncerimoniously canning him. Now Comey is appearing before Congress. Cue Trump's BEST pants pissing. Like, tremendous. You've never seen urine filled adult diapers like these!

President Donald Trump just axed the man who helped hand him the Presidency. James Comey is out at the FBI, and as safe as Trump now thinks he is, he's that much closer to being out at the White House.

The matchup: North Korea's nuclear ambitions vs Mike Pence's piercing gaze. WONDERFUL. How about Trump and Un meet at the flagpole and they can slapfight it out. Man(tits) to man(tits).