Office White Noise
Office White Noise
Aphrodite Jones
The gentle hum of mundane office workers. It’s work that it’s okay to fall asleep on.
Saturday
Just another makeup Monday
Jul 1, 2023
59 min
Friday - The data never lies
The data never lies – The data never lies, but your colleagues will be annoyed if you say this to them.
Jul 1, 2023
59 min
Thursday - It is what it is
It is what it is – Much too flippant to say in a business meeting. Only say this around your friends.
Jun 30, 2023
1 hr 1 min
Wednesday - Failure is not an option
Failure is not an option – You’ll feel like you’re starring with Ed Harris in Apollo 13 if you hear this line.
Jun 29, 2023
53 min
Tuesday - Teamwork makes the Dream Work
Teamwork makes the dream work – At least this one is funny. But it would be hard to hear in a meeting without laughing out loud.
Jun 27, 2023
59 min
Friday - Earning your chops
Earning your chops – I’ve seen far too many resumes with this phrase lately. Better to leave off the cliches when attempting to land a job in a creative field.
Jun 24, 2023
58 min
Thursday - Burning the candle at both ends
Burning the candle at both ends – How about just say that you’re working hard?
Jun 23, 2023
59 min
Wednesday - Pick your brain
Pick your brain – This one has a rather zombie-like appeal.
Jun 22, 2023
1 hr 20 min
Tuesday - Take it to the next level
Am I the only one picturing Super Mario Bros?
Jun 21, 2023
59 min
Monday - Juneteenth Cafeteria Run
“You can’t separate peace from freedom, because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom." - Malcom X
Jun 20, 2023
47 min
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