In Episode 262, Feeds his Ego By: (0:00) - watching yourself Rap , $18 Soap, broken beds, KD Ratio (5:06) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (9:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (9:52) Halle Bailey Baby Bumpin the World! (10:25) Gambling (Daily Fantasy Sports) "Epidemic" (Deep Thoughts) (15:37) why are we obsessed with what people do with their money? (16:37) My issue with restriction of gambling (18:47) stop blaming gambling companies & men's 3 vices being unfairly criticized (21:37) catering the world to your lack of self discipline (25:12) We need RISK Avenues (29:48) guys bond over Gambling (32:14) Academic Studies Lack Accountability on the Consumer (34:41) $13 Hot Chocolate in NYC (37:49) "I Paid $15 for this??!!" Sandwich Shop Sandwiches Prices "Inched"..a few too far. (48:02) McDonald's has Stopped Trying. (54:50) Moral Of Todays Episode!! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/tS7sYtqgYLk (This Episode YouTube Link, Subscribe , leave a thumbs, help grow the show. thanks for the support.

In Episode 261, Clint's Sits til his legs go numb about: (0:00) Why do I have to watch myself Shit in front of your mirror? (7:28) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code & Link below episode description] (10:28) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe) (11:55) One Big Wasted Opportunity! (Kadarius Toney drama) (16:20) Short Attention Span Theory (20:10) "Vice" Video about "How A Sex Party Actually Works" (Full Thoughts) (30:05) Sex Clubs don't Count towards your Body Count (34:52) Max Taylor Is the Best Fitness Influencer TODAY! (I wanna Interview Him) (38:38) comedians strategy of doing So Many Podcasts (45:08) February Month Issues. (47:03) the feeling of "Progress" (49:52) "Secrets make Life Stressful" (55:04) Usher Halftime Superbowl Show Prediction! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/TByZGv1H_1U (Click this episodes link subscribe & leave a thumbs up on the Youtube. thanks

In Episode 260, Clint Freestyles About: (0:00) "You better get your Tater Tot..before she gets Teeter Totted" - An Actual Rap Battle Line (9:44) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below Episode Description] (funny ad read) (14:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (14:30) "Skrrt Steak In Tokyo" (Improptu Poetry) (17:05) What happens More?..People blinking or Not using blinkers? (19:38) "Slippery when Wet.i say bet" (22:09) Health Care Promoting People Raising Money For Absurd Health Care Costs. (25:55) Creepy Men- "I'm Gonna Love Your Child Like It's Mine" (29:55) Fear Of Putting Out Children Of Daycare (33:23) Social Reality of Children in School (34:35) Chuck E' Cheese Mascot is always.."On Sight" (35:24) "Bunny Buns" - Lola from Space Jam (36:30) The "Groundhog" Shadow Myth (RANT!) (42:33) Leaked Footage of Michael B. Jordan getting Knocked out In "Creed" Training (43:54) "Smile Bitch!" (45:59) Obsession with Prison Culture (48:47) Joe Rogan 250 Million Dollar Spotify Deal Reaction! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/y96iqk4ZY4o (Click Link to Subscribe to the channel, and Leave a thumbs up.thanks)

In Episode 259, Clint sweats about: (0:00) ass is wet problems (3:43) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (6:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (6:46) "Bi- Polar Express" (8:36) Responding to "Haters" (14:02) Built like a Tank compliment (16:56) Opening a "Mandatory Leg Day" Gym (20:38) Sex Socks on Carpet ..(iykyk) (21:40) Apartment Complex Garbage Failure (28:31) does more money put you around people who throw their trash away? (32:12) "if only you could afford to put your kid in private school".. (34:08) Jalen Green a victim of being preyed on by OF Model? (39:42) Whores are just servicing the Community (41:38) Sister Wives & Polygamy are a Cult (45:35) (Theory Rant) : Drugs are here to Navigate Life & More!! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.Click YouTube Link below to this episode: Subscribe, leave a thumbs up, and see what Clint looks like. thanks.https://youtu.be/yhUI9azex_w

In Episode 258, Clint reads the Teleprompter about: (0:00) - "Good Morning America"..Amy & TJ Podcast expose their troubled relationship. (amy robach & tj holmes) (7:19) guy addicted to his wifes breast milk, (8:04) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Code Link Below Episode description for Limited time Offer] (10:45) Intro to the Pod(Like Follow, Subscribe, etc.) (11:10) Maximizing doing "Nothing" (12:53) Amy Robach: "Alcohol just makes life a whole lot more fun". (15:45) News Anchors entering the Opinion Business. (21:09) Best Friend's Ex- GF threatening Suicide as leverage. (23:54) Dating someone who's 5 months pregnant..but not by you. (25:15) Spa Workers explaining what's really "on the menu". (29:45) no one should grocery shop at target (30:45) Stanley Cups W/ handles making the ladies going crazy. (38:27) "What the Puck" - Stanley Cups Company want's ya'll to get run over for free marketing. (41:38) "The Iron Never Lies" - Henry Rollins (44:29) Crazy Dream I Had: "Boxing with my Left Hand..connecting to Real life Weakness" (47:20) "Your dreams are a real life reflection of what you subconsciously think of yourself"..(Avoiding your weakness) (52:50) "Touched a Dream" (random dreams) (54:12) Falling asleep listening to Music/Podcasts (infiltrating into your dream) &More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.

In Episode 257, Clint exerts some energy on: (0:01) Opening Monologue (2:24) Comedian Mark Normand being Escorted off stage after weird incident, place was evacuated. (6:49) Intro to the Pod! (Like , Follow, Suck Some Titties,etc) (7:41) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) Link Below the Episode Description. (10:55) energy drinks effect your "Allowance" of energy in a day. (13:46) obsession with "Comparing & Contrasting" type of people. (20:12) (Full In Depth Rant) Dr. John Delony Call Reaction: the guy : "wife cheated on me after having our child and less than 6 months in marriage"..John Delony: "Get a 3rd Job & F*** your passions". (31:26) Closer to 30 than 20. way of thinking. & More! YouTube Link to the Video Version of this episode below, Subscribe, leave a thumbs up, to help grow the show. thank you..https://youtu.be/WTR0RUG4jHISponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.

In Episode 256, Clint opens up with the Sexyy Red Baby Shower photos involving.."Hands on Your Knees",(0:56)..then SLAMS Korean BBQ Restauraunts who Make You Cook Your Own Food!!(7:15)..Smoothly Introduces the Podcast(subscribe, follow, like) (14:45)..SPONSOR! (Magic Mind)(16:15)..back to the "Party Rock Anthem" of this episode with the Break Up of "LMFAO" & Florida Georgia Line (19:48)..then wonders if "You're built like a House" is actually a compliment(32:19)..how awesome it would be to have a Reddit Fan Page dedicated to how much you suck..like The Fighter & The Kid..(33:38)..Then Brands his HATRED Towards People Obsessed with their "Brand" & Image..(40:48)..Plus the Fear Of Every Man.."Would you fear your women doing.....when your asleep?.. (47:34) & More!!Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatwUse Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.Click Video Link to this Episode Below to Subscribe to the Youtube & Leave a thumbs up! Enjoy!https://youtu.be/oKCvOTJiuS8

In Episode 255, Clint has some thoughts on "Do Now or Die Later" saying, ..then give the usual Intro to the Pod!.. (6:45) Sponsor!! (Magic Mind) (7:04) We get back on the roll of cheese.. by Ranting On Credit Cards & Synchrony Bank along with being too lazy to delete your extra spotify accounts.(11:14) ..Then gets into how Andrew Schulz & his Podcast Flagrant has become Out Of Control (19:45)..Then gets into how Disgusting Cheap Hotels have become (31:07)..But in the meantime lets pray for Shia LaBeouf as he's now a Catholic Priest.. & how faith is a non negotiable for marriage (34:45) ..But rings the "Blue Bell" on Ice Cream Prices.(52:02) & More!Video Version of this Episode below, leave a thumbs up & Subscribe. thanks.https://youtu.be/T6cwP8-EWYg

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & all Platforms.Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & join this unique nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy!In Episode 254 , Clint Rambles about:(0:01) there's a bed behind me & Jewish Living under NYC(6:42) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe, Like, Follow, etc)(8:24) I'm Committed(11:33) An Unwanted Freestyle(12:48) "Diamond in the Rough" Saying(13:36) #1 indicator of wealth(17:08) Belly Buttons & Shape Shifters(18:08) old people passing down wisdom(20:08) Steel Toe boots from a leg kick(22:37) "i'll be the Brendan Schaub of podcasting"(28:05) "The Cut" Internet Dating Show exposes Shallowness to an all time low(32:52) uncomfortable truth about "Men Crying"..(40:05) John Delony Show: the man who lost his job, unemployed for 7 months, wife loses respect for him. & More!YouTube Link Below if you would like to leave a thumbs up & Subscribe to the channel. thankshttps://youtu.be/_nTprYJ0bYQ

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 253. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "It's raining, its pouring" (opening monologue) (4:07) RYSE Pre Workout V.S. Energy Drink (Review) (7:55) "Hood Rat" Music Video by Sexxy Redd (9:37) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Follow, Etc) (10:43) 2 Bears 1 Cave Criticism for "Banking Episodes" (18:50) "Without me..there is no You"...type of people. (20:12) Tell All Books exposing people. is it an honor? (22:52) Men V.S. Women Complaining about each other in Dating. (24:17) Dealing with a "Damaged" woman (30:53) the guy who's girlfriend left him for jobless guy with more debt (43:17) What is Consulting?..no one knows (46:49) "I wanna TAPE YOU UP!!" (Onlyfans Consulting) & More!If you enjoyed this Episode, Click link below to leave a thumbs up & subscribe to the YouTube Channel. Thanks.https://youtu.be/Kff3hRJBBVI